Nobel Prize, Pulitzer, Caldecott, Hugo, TONY, TONY, TONY!!!

I recommend the hell out of Better Call Saul. Good stuff. :) 

That infuriates me so much that I want to burn 10 Iron Thrones!!!

It's too bad then. Really good slapstick deserves its place in the award categories.

He flies through the night air with the greatest of ease

Can we call them Rimmers, after hologram Arnold Rimmer? Or would it be too hilarious of a double entendre to take seriously?

It’s Always Sunny: Mac Stifler

Well, that Depends on other factors as well. You know, traffic, car breakdowns, that sort of thing....

Do you want an entire season with music from the Insane Clown Posse? Because THAT’S how you get an entire season with music from the Insane Clown Posse!

I’ve lost interest in the majority of anime of the years. I still love and rewatch my favorites, but I haven’t really been invested in any new ones. I used to be crazy for it. In high school I helped my friends start an Anime Club, I took Japanese lessons, I cosplayed at Anime Boston, wrote some execrable fan fiction,…

I see the words “unfulfilled murder-clown needs” and all I can picture is Violent J hosting this show. No, I haven't been sleeping well lately, why do you ask?

Kinja will now be referred to as “What We Do In The Comment Section".

Shirley you can't be serious? 

Mel Brooks said something to that effect, hence "Springtime for Hitler". Charlie Chaplain had that idea too. 

Nice work if you can get it! 

The site should change its name to The Three F’s: Food, fun, and Fisting

I always think “I’m afraid I’ll never get over Ariana Grande....”

Not to mention not one bit of pirate humor whatsoever!

2). Tell Ryan Murphy that!