UM's law school is proud all right — they're proud they didn't admit this yahoo, seeing as his law degree is from Wayne State.

At first I thought it was odd that Will actually discussed the actual team in the preview for that team (instead of a bunch of stuff about, say, the Brock-for-Broglio trade), but then I took another look by paragraph:

Mulva?

@Gamboa Constrictor: Look on the bright side, next year we'll be first in the Big Ten in the all-important "Progeny of Vocal Gay-Haters" statistic.

Never before has the ambiguous lettering of the Deadspin XY logo been more appropriate — this time, it really is Deadspin KY.

@UkraineNotWeak: I'm assuming the results are better than the drunken PIX messages Jeff Reed left for Will.

@UweBollocks: I presume that crazy old guy was Phil Simms.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Needs more "NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE" to go full Jaws.

@Clarence Rosario: What does finding a stranger in the Alps have to do with this?

Also preventing all six NFC playoff teams from having 11 wins: the fact that the Saints already have 13.

Who actually uses the "J.D." at the end of their name? Good for you, I'll bet you wrote such long, unintelligible stuff in law school that your professors simply got pissed and dropped you in the middle of the curve to avoid reading any more of it.

@Gravy: Parnevik used to eat a lot of volcanic sand. Suffice it to say, he's not exactly right in the head.

@UkraineNotWeak: That's because Iowa is running the Butler system with shittier players than Butler's had in like 10 years. They might actually be worse than Indiana this year.

@ClueHeywood: Oddly enough he also had Tiger in his phone (Tiger hates slow players as much as LD), under "Tiger Putt Putz"

@MattinglysSideburns: Or Bison Dele as "someone who'll never be found"?

@twoeightnine: You mean it isn't just a type of degree?

In response, several ski-masked members of the MSU football team stormed the FSN headquarters and beat up the guy in charge of the Tigers broadcasts.

@Phintastic: Kyle Beckerman has no idea what you're talking about.

I heard he got his black eyes when someone threw him and his face hit the ground. I talked to the guy who did it and he was pretty upset that Jimmy got hurt, and told me "As God is my witness, I thought emus could fly"