Just an FYI, but The Underground is not the same thing as Underground Wonder Bar. You're looking for this place:

I'll bet this Pierce guy is a real blast at parties. #billsimmons

@NeilLomax'GoodHip: Maybe you haven't gotten to the footnote yet where he lists all the "rejected" titles for the book. #billsimmons

Seems to me she's been getting plenty of leadership pickle. #katielacey

@Clare: Gave her the ol' DP.

@Mr. Praline: Was it regular a sexual misconduct penalty, or was it a game sexual misconduct? #erikkuselias

@Matt_T: The really ridiculous thing is that even though he stole the idea from a blog, he claimed it was his idea to bang the decoy coyote. #erikkuselias

@Dashiell Bennett: Well, considering Lovie is to spectacularly awful replay challenges as Boll is to spectacularly awful movies, it's a great fit.

@I Like Cheap Beer: If you know the name of the vermin who is being murdered, press 1!

@Eamus Catuli: Unfortunately, in some neighborhoods just bulldozing it would actually improve the appearance. And if no one lived there, then maybe 16 year olds who had nothing to do with anything wouldn't get beaten to death by a gang of miscreants.

a douche who leaves the world just a little more shit filled with each day

Keep this up and he's going to drop below Julius in the Rosenberg Championship Series rankings.

I got a hand in glove and I'm using it to slap Rick Morrissey in the face for being so stupid.

Fuck the heck was going on in Mark Newman's brain?

This list is severely lacking in players who you know are scrappy and grindy because they used to punt for Nebraska.

@Sh!tShow: Dusty hopes not, it will just clog up the Deadbases.

@With Ferentz Like These...: With the help of Consistenyl(TM), you can bet it will be.

@sassydeerrun: I think when his woman is about to get off and he's not ready, Gundy angrily yells at her "Cum after me! I'm a man! I'm 40!"

@Dashiell Bennett: So when do we meet your kids, Woodward and I-75?

That's how Buchholz met Lindsay Clubine, a model who once opened briefcases on "Deal or No Deal'' - she was No. 26 - and now hosts a travel show.