Bring back Battle of the Network Stars instead. I'll take the FX team — guaranteed that Denis Leary plays dirty.

I don't want to live in a world where Will actually thought that the garbage on here on Saturday "ruled", so I'm just going to imagine that this was written by the goateed Bizarro Leitch.

God, if this girl thinks U of Michigan is crazy (quite possibly the 8th or 9th best party school in the Big Ten!), heaven help her if she stumbled upon Madison or State College.

Well, we have a series now. Tons of big shots.

Boston probably needs to double or triple BG right now, when he's having one of these games he doesn't miss late.

Unfortunate for the Celtics that the inevitable "Ben Gordon goes completely berzerk" game came in a game in Boston.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: You have to remember we went to the "normal" school of the T14, the one where people go in order to be more laid back and not so much hypercompetitive.

@44 in a Row: The problem with many of the girls in law school isn't so much that they're smart so guys aren't interested. Many are either annoying or unattractive.

@StevePerryPsychOut: Nice, you live even closer to Local Option than I do the Map Room then.

@Yostal: Yeah. If he ever got on the field, the number of "You, senator, are no Jack Kennedy" jokes would be ridiculous.

@Athens_Grease: In this whole think I've had a hard time understanding how anyone who saw Nick Sheridan play, especially in any game besides the Minnesota game where he was almost competent (but threw 3 balls right at Minny players that they flat-out dropped), couldn't understand why they wanted some additional depth.…

@StevePerryPsychOut: PBR is a decent American lager. When fresh, I'd rather have it than Bud or MGD.

@Yinka Double Dare: And by Saturday I mean Sunday

@spinachdip: Reyna was good. Quite simply he was pretty much done by 2006. It wasn't his fault we didn't have anyone better.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I believe Tacopants transferred to Arkansas this offseason and since he has infinite eligibility and is made of dreams, is eligible to play this season. I think he figured he had to go since he was Mallett's favorite receiver by far.

@BigTenObsession: I think we've been playing Donovan in the wrong place all these years. The guy is great in space and loves to look for the pass. So why the fuck did they keep trying to make him a striker or playing him in the middle? The guy is great as a winger where he has more space, can use his pace, and out on…

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: What, exactly, are the rules over there? We have the Manifesto here, but it really boils down to two main rules.

@Kick His Ass Seabass: Indeed. If that was a shooting foul, then everything is a shooting foul.

@Sex Fabregas: Yeah. I guess Villarreal will get a promise to play the guy next time. It's been a total waste for both them and Jozy.

I think the NBA sent the Three Stooges to ref this Celtics/Bulls game.