@Sex Fabregas: I'm betting Villarreal is pissed about his loan. They didn't loan him for him to sit on the bench. He could have done that at Villarreal and been practicing against/with better players.

Who the hell is this "Linton Johnson" character in the game for the Bulls?

@StevePerryPsychOut: Yes, but it was before the Miller/Salmons acquisitions. There were quite a few times where it looked like they had no discernable plan out there.

@Yostal: Trick question — Komisarek doesn't think.

@ThePiratesFan: Neither. I'm not sure what Vinny actually does. They have talent but it's a 19 year old rookie who already is the best player and a bunch of OK to decent enough but nowhere near all-star level guys.

@StevePerryPsychOut: Indeed, the one in Chicago is a spectacular douchecastle. I used to get emails from them occasionally (don't know how I got on the list) but it looks pretty foul. Hosting an event with Brody Jenner pretty much ensured I'd never go.

@UkraineNotWeak: Mr. Mustache can bill himself for it, actually.

I think I would have choked on my pretzels if she had said something intelligent. For example "I agree with professor Doug Kmiec and think that states should get out of the "marriage" business completely. Civil unions all around as the only legal status recognized by the state, for straight and gay couples alike, and…

@wonderlic—-myballs: Yeah, now Morgan wants to know what's in the box.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Well, I'm pretty sure Tony Phillips did it once though I think it was a road game. He left the game, got dressed and went up into the stands, if I'm remembering correctly.

I wonder if this will cause a rift between the Phish fans.

Relatedly, if you had "April 12" in the "when will Milton Bradley get injured and leave a game" sweepstakes, come on down and collect your prize!

@Rock You Like An Iracane: He's going to sing a song in honor of the new couple. It's called "Andy and the Tits".

And if you buy now, you can even play center field for the Sox!

@Pope of the Dump: Well, he missed the cut 3 of the last 4 years. Golfsmith isn't dumb enough to do a promotion like this where they could actually be in danger.

Dammit Sergio, I want my free driver. This 1 under par crap isn't going to cut it.

Meh, call me when Michigan Stadium hosts a game.

@Matt 'Loop' Camp: Look forward to blog postings on how Blanton has driven them to his namesake.

In other news, Wonkette is looking for a new writer after this one was just banned by Pete for the "GO SOX!!1!!" comment that was woefully unfunny.

Click clack. We must ignite this couch.