Didn't one of them start some abstinence organization called "Refuse to Screw"?

WOW. That needed a Marv Albert-style "DELIVERS A FACIAL!"

@BigTenObsession: I am going to try my hardest to get to Cold War 2 - Big House Boogaloo.

@UkraineNotWeak: While UConn and Pitt would have been good in the Big Ten, not only would Louisville not won the conference, I think they would have finished in 4th. Shit, our 8th place team beat them on a neutral court, let alone the ass-kicking they got from the Big 10 champ last weekend.

@BigTenObsession: You win one game without the aid of your homer timekeeper this decade and suddenly claim football superiority, eh?

I might be a Michigan fan, but I'd rather see Izzo win this than Calhoun.

They need more of the "Chinese" guy from South Park at this stadium.

@MrRedDevil: When the Marlins get their new stadium, they plan on retiring the number 1247 for "Dolphins Stadium", representing their average attendance in that park.

@MrRedDevil: Also Channel 639 if you have DirecTV and have the sports pack.

Of course they can't use the locker, Ronnie Woo Woo is living in it.

On the other hand, Eric Gregg is trying to do backflips on the news that they didn't install this in heaven's stadium yet.

Stay tuned for The Door vs. The Drizzle, next on ThrillerMax!

You needed photo evidence? We already figured out he was insane when he recently referred to Carson Butler as a "blocking TE prospect".

@FirstDerivative: Mark Dantonio - fear of the forward pass.

All the more fun: Bemidji's conference is disbanding and they don't have anywhere to play next year as of now. It was possible that they would have been stuck as an independent (which is basically death for a program at this point).

@Weed Against Speed: Sooner or later they'll be yelling something else. "Get in the hole" replaced the previous edition, "You da man".

I kinda want State to win just to see if Digger Phelps' head explodes at the thought of a team from the Big Ten winning a title after all his bitching about the conference this year.

@UkraineNotWeak: I didn't see it either, but yeah, their strategy didn't make a lot of sense. Though their backcourt pressure didn't seem to be doing much, Lucas did a pretty good job of avoiding turnovers today.

@UkraineNotWeak: I still don't get what the hell they were doing hucking up a bunch of 3s when they were in the double bonus halfway through the 2nd half.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: No one has been arguing that the Big Ten is better than the Big East. We've been arguing against media folks repeatedly claiming the Big Ten sucks, which was demonstrably wrong given their non-conference play. Morons get all hung up on a couple of admittedly brutal conference games and the slow…