Onside kick attempt to bring the backdoor cover in play...

@Skating Tomato: He quit the DJ business to focus on music videos.

2-0 Michigan over Miami after 2 periods.

@notthequarterback: It sucked having them miss the playoffs knowing they blew three games earlier in the year, but considering I knew they were not very good at the end of the year and that I, like most Bears fans, thought they'd go 6-10 at best, it was a pleasantly surprising season. They were going to lose to…

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Loser eats 3 pounds of figs in one sitting.

Unstoppable. Eli Manning is. Just like his Citizen Killing-Drive Watch.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.

Is it wrong that I kinda want the Chargers to win today so that they have a home game and we get more extreme closeups of cheerleader tits? Watching the game last week in a bar was hilarious when they'd zoom in on a cheerleader.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: We already have our replacement for Brown. We drafted another Nebraska defensive back last year by the name of Zack Bowman, he played one game in about week 5 or 6, scored a TD on a fumble recovery and had a pick. And also tore his bicep and was out for the year. Perfect Mike Brown…

@StevePerryPsychOut: Well, to be fair, Justin Gage and Bobby Wade still can't catch, but for some reason other teams continue to employ them. And Bradley just couldn't stay healthy. The odd part is that given what the Bears had at receiver, why couldn't they have kept him? When he played he was decent.

@StevePerryPsychOut: Well, we know whatever WR they pick it will be the one who ends up a bust. I mean, they picked Earl Bennett and he couldn't even crack the lineup this year with the collection of castoffs the Bears were playing. That's a bad sign.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: This is the Bears we're talking about. They wouldn't do anything with Harvin's versatility, and in any event, they have Hester, who is basically the same player. Just dumber.

That's a rather surprising overrule — hand on the arm holding it down seems to be a pretty obvious interference.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: I think Maclin gets higher ratings because of his size. Dude's a tank. Harvin is a lot more slight and seems to get injured every year.

@MrRedDevil: Probably not - they used up all their dung yesterday in shitting the bed against Stoke.

@Two Yellows Equal Red: I think it's Howard Webb today — you combined Howard Webb and Mike Dean into the Voltron of crappy refs.

@OokieDookie: Ding ding ding.

@Peter Cavan: I'll take living in Chicago over NYC any day. Still have great restaurants and such, but living here is like half the price.

@notthequarterback: Oh, Murph is awful.

Hmm, NPH hosting SNL, this might actually be worth watching.