@notthequarterback: You can't have a Jeff Kent is an asshole/racist without that quote.

@notthequarterback: The Bulls need to be completely blown up. Rose is the only guy worth shit on that team right now.

@notthequarterback: I'm pretty sure the crowd isn't WOOOOing.

@Steve Sax Pool: Oh, the Bulls are doing their best to lose to them. They're down 5 halfway through the OT period.

Good lord, the Bulls have been taken to OT at home by the freaking Formersonics.

Screw these beer commercials. I put a Three Floyd's Dreadnaught in the freezer 30 minutes ago, and soon enough I'll be enjoying an actual good beer. It doesn't have "drinkability", it has "actual flavor".

Hey Jake - Jesus says you suck.

Hey Kurt - Jesus says you should throw it to the guys in the white shirts, not black ones.

Ok, so they finally put one in the air there.

Is Baltimore seriously settling for a 50-ish yard FG here?

@Two Yellows Equal Red: How about "Girlfriend in a Coma" in a jewelry ad?

That was a dumbass throw by Flacco, but hey, it worked. And only two seconds after the playclock had expired.

@FEAST: That's one old looking 26 year old.

@PermanentInjuredReserve: I bet that coworker also drives a Dodge Stratus.

Rob's tactics were more like "stick the knife in, turn it, draw blood, then make shit up"

Following in the line of PECOTA and KUBIAK, Gary Danielson has created his own new projection and comparison system. It's called TEBOW. To use it, you put in the name of a college player you're interested in, and it tells you how great Tim Tebow is.

What do the VORPies think about it? Someone think of the VORPies!

@StevePerryPsychOut: There were 4 fights in the last meeting and 7 overall in the three games these teams have played this season before today. With the game at 6-0 you knew the Coyotes would start pulling bush-league crap.

That punch was definitely worth 4 minutes. Sounds like Ed Jovanovski got KTFO with some bonus serious bleeding.

@notthequarterback: Sorta like that guy who figured out the pattern on the Press Your Luck board and would hit either 1000 +1 spin or the 3000/4000/5000 +1 spin spots every time.