Deadspin got rid of writers. Anything is possible in Fellers Field.

Pretty fucking sad. This place is a shadow of what it once was. 

Fuck Herb

Yeah, that Herb-feller ain't exactly good people.

I’m just here to note (correctly) that Jim Spanfeller is a herb as well as a thin-skinned poopy baby. A thin-skinned farty poopy baby herb who doesn’t know not to mess with one of the site network’s strongest assets: its lively, active, frequently returning commentariat.

Jezebel sold off.

Comments are gone from Kotaku.

Even his mugshot looks like a child having a tantrum.

It’s the perfect number! The largest number ever!

That look on his face...the glowering incomprehension. I could just see his walnut-sized brain trying to grasp what’s going on: ‘I should be dictator! I HAVE to join the Putin & Xi club! Fat Lil’ Kim did it! Modi did it to India! Netanyahu did it to Israel! I should’ve had my turn in the Putin & Xi club!’

This take is amazing..

I’m starting this:

Okay, Biden, now’s the time to commission Trump’s portrait for the presidential gallery.

Trump has been booked as inmate number P01135809.

I don’t give two shits about the “takes” in the replies to this, but reminder, VOTE folks, and clearly don’t vote for any of these nut jobs. I don’t care if you’re not too hot for Biden, staying at home like many did in 2016 is not an option if you’re eligible to vote.

You have three choices, sink to the bottom and…

Vivek put down an impressive performance. He was able to out stupid everyone while coming off like a Muppet!

**sets up giant mirror in orbit over Arizona, to reflect onto eoghan01's house in Maine**

Does everyone NOT know that you can subvert the slideshow nonsense by simply narrowing your window, thereby allowing an easy scrolling experience?