Granted, this is a random picture from the Obama era (which feels so, so, so, long ago)..but people..... this is how you do casual when you are POTUS and FL. Look like you actual want to hug someone without freaking out over your shoes or hair.

Hey Jackass, maybe let things calm down a little before you and your circus descend on the unfolding catastrophe. You’re only going to get in the way.

Forgot Lady Bird! Yes.

My guesses on whether other First Ladies would dress appropriately for disaster conditions:

There has not been this much asshole in a photograph since Goatse.

She’s a crackhead skinny skank. Dirty old man republicans love crackhead skinny skanks. All she needs is a shitty bleach job.

Oh look, the Tangerine Cancer Fucknugget and his pet whore on vacay in Texas. Do y’all have gators down there?

Not exactly the brightest crayons in the knife drawer at the tool shed, I’m thinking.

I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

God, I miss Michelle.

Always trying to jump start her failed modeling ‘career.’ They’d both look much better in orange jumpsuits.

smart shoe choice

At least her pants are high waters!

I hope they fucking drown.

I know the people of Texas don’t have a choice, wading through that water so they can survive, but from a public health standpoint that water is deadly. Open sewage, decomp, gas, oil, all the debris that’s washed through from god-knows-where...

I always wear my stilettos and sunglasses when it is pouring rain and there are feet of floodwater.

Sorry Melania, those Cadillac Escalade shoes don’t have enough ground clearance for flood waters. You’ll need jeep wrangler level at minimum.

I just hope they can do something for all of the poor and displaced yachts. Will somebody think of the yachts.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME HE WASN’T IN A SUIT.