Awww, is he me? If you find anything let me know! I hope they’d have someone on hand to take the animals to a shelter too but I also know emergencies are rough.

My husband is going crazy trying to track down a source that confirms that kitty got rescued.

Therapy kitty will be needing his own therapy after this.

I really hope they also rescued the kitty in the back :/

And I really hope the kitty in the background made it out too.

I’m a long time lurker who lives about 30 miles south of downtown. This is worse than Ike and Allison. I’m trying to stay calm for my child but we have a long road to go before the water recedes. They’re evacuating hospitals in our med center and had helicopter rescues in my old neighborhood. I’m in a safe location…

You’d think all the money Texas saves by banning abortions, keep transsexuals out of bathrooms, and making sure you can walk into TGIFridays with you AR-15, they would have enough money to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

me in the mirror: You’re an ok lookin dude

when i hear my own voice in a recording

Don’t you people hunt them? Where do you get your Thanksgiving food?

Packs (flocks doesn’t cut it) of these creatures walk out into the busy street in front of my house, without regard to cars bearing down on them. Drivers have to screech to a halt, and slowly pass through them. After, and only after, the car had cleared the pack one of the males will start aggressively squacking and…

The real east bay thugs.

Geese are curious and scary smart. Mine would unscrew the little covers on my tire valves and when I went to put air in my tires I was always like, “where are all my damn valve covers??!!”

...imagine if an extremely angry emu came charging towards you as you were trying to get your mail.

My office used to be in Walnut Creek, and there was a pair of turkeys that lived next to my office. They were really large, and the male one HATED motorcycles. It would dart into traffic to chase motorcycle cops.

They are almost as bad as geese. Fun fact: Geese are one of the few birds that remember their dinosaur roots, and are constantly trying to rise back up and take their rightful place as ruler of the earth.

Near my grandparent’s retirement community there is a pack of turkeys that roams freely. Weirdly they are pretty gentle and will stroll along the walking path with the seniors happily. But they will randomly decide to harass cars driving along the road. First they mass in front of the car then they start running…

When I first moved to Emeryville there was a GANG of them that used to roam around in my neighborhood. They really are pretty scary in real life, and would literally just hang out on the street corner blocking the sidewalk like a bunch of hooligans.

That wild turkey clearly resembles the dinosaurs from which it descended. Scary, nasty looking thing looks like it would peck your eyes out, then poor Jessica Tandy would come over and find you like this...

“We need to harass them and push them out and make it uncomfortable for these turkeys to be in our neighbourhood”