Awww, is he me? If you find anything let me know! I hope they’d have someone on hand to take the animals to a shelter too but I also know emergencies are rough.

My husband is going crazy trying to track down a source that confirms that kitty got rescued.

Therapy kitty will be needing his own therapy after this.

I really hope they also rescued the kitty in the back :/

And I really hope the kitty in the background made it out too.

“I will be going to Texas as soon as that trip can be made without causing disruption (to me.) The focus must be (my) life and safety.” 

“Currently monitoring storm at Camp David. You think Harvey is a disaster, you should see Camp David. What a dump!”

“Great people keeping me informed on storm progress while I’m on the back nine. Hang in there!”

I’m a long time lurker who lives about 30 miles south of downtown. This is worse than Ike and Allison. I’m trying to stay calm for my child but we have a long road to go before the water recedes. They’re evacuating hospitals in our med center and had helicopter rescues in my old neighborhood. I’m in a safe location…

You’d think all the money Texas saves by banning abortions, keep transsexuals out of bathrooms, and making sure you can walk into TGIFridays with you AR-15, they would have enough money to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

You didn’t go all caps and link some Kenny Loggins, but it will do.

me in the mirror: You’re an ok lookin dude

when i hear my own voice in a recording

Does the guy who made that meme understand the definition of “eclipse”? Is he celebrating that Trump will be gone and Obama will be back?

Surprised Trump doesn’t RT more of Jerry’s thoughts, really...

Wouldn’t that make Obama the sun and Trump the one who does nothing but reflect a little of his light and occlude him for a hot second before moving on and leaving the sun still burning bright in the sky?

That’s fitting. The tiny moon gets in the way of the massive life-giving sun for two minutes, and all the sudden, the moon thinks it’s better than the sun.

Fuck off.