The more that comes out about the shooter (who is essentially a liberal version of a Trumpkateer) the worse it makes us look. This guy was a hardcore Bernie Bro, and in this one act of stupidity has essentially proven the point that Faux news and its ilk have been trying to prove since last year: “The Libruls are…

So, is anyone else worried that this morning’s baseball shooting will be beaten into a rough approximation of our very own Reichstag fire?

So much this. I have interviewed Ivanka on a couple of occasions about her overpriced, now-defunct jewelry collection. She is cunning only in her ability to memorize a narrative and formulate tasty word salads that say nice things without actually saying anything of substance. And all the while, her eyes are just kind…

Not me. Fuck them all. They knew what they were getting into. There is not enough exfoliant in the world to cleanse themselves of this.

Ivanka is that girl at school who was a mean girl and laughed at kids when they got picked on and then went running to the teacher crying when someone said something slightly rude to her.

It’s a biological, evolutionary thing, that we unconsciously adapt to the dominant accent in order to fit in, so to speak, better with our surroundings. There was some sort of study or something a few years ago on it, a quick Google should probably be able to find it.

Dear Leader needs his ego massaged constantly. It’s exhausting to work for people who are so needy that they need never ending attention and praise. That DT makes his staff lower themselves to make him look better on a near constant basis makes me wonder if they stand for anything and if they resent him for making…

Call me negative but I do not think something is going to happen, he will be saying “I do not recall” ad infinitum.

I’m trying to find out if my husband qualifies for the 4 year grants for climate scientists to live and work in France with no no restrictions on their spouse working. He works in environmental remediation, so probably not, and it would be a logistical nightmare to sell all the stuff we own and move to France, but a…

That bitch has to be the most let-them-eat-cakiest of all those assholes. I’d call them clueless, but they know. They just don’t care.

I wonder what it feels like to voluntarily humiliate yourself this way. I’m embarrassed for all of them.

Which is ironic because, of all his cabinet members, she least needs to suck up to Trump because he needs the financial support of her family and he wouldn’t think of going after her.

Ivanka’s “job”: Nose

I also love that “incredibly focused” line, like we’re all dumb enough to believe that this family of certified pieces of garbage are all deep, deep in intense thought on how to Make America Great Again. Not just merely focused, but INCREDIBLY focused, more focused than anyone’s ever seen anyone focus on anything…

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”

Honestly, the exact parallels between the Comey thing and his lifelong pattern of sexual harassment makes it pretty clear that Trump is a serial predator. He corners Comey alone. Comey has “a bad feeling about his character.” He whispers in his ear about how much he’s looking forward to working with him. And when…

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

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