I hope a grown kitten will suffice! She has only been home a week, but I love her so much, and I think she likes me too!

Alright let’s do a Beauty, skincare, haircare, shit thread! Anything new you are excited about? Found a new holy grail? Need some advice or suggestions? Just want to bitch about your ingrown hair? LET’S DO THIIIIIS.

Okay cat people, I am sorry about nattering on about this constantly but I have more questions. I’ve never had a cat before but my very first kitten comes home in two weeks. What is up with litter boxes? Do any of you have self-cleaning litter boxes? Is your entire apartment gross? Help :/ the whole litter box thing…

I had cervical spine surgery Tuesday, ask me anything!

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? More Kevita for me! I had some vodka earlier this week, but I just don’t feel much like drinking today. Still getting over the nasties. The headache is better and the fever, while still there, has gone down. It’s that persistent cough that still gets me though. I hate that shit,…

Zoya is the damn business. I just ordered four more with their current promo of four polishes plus shipping for $15, and they should be here tomorrow. wooooo!

Came here to shill for ZOYA. Essie has never worked on me.

Nobody else in my life cared when this happened. I found it very satisfying.

Once you collect all the cats it’s a long, painful wait for them to bring you their mementos. Especially if their favourite toys are large toys and you can’t put them all out at once (I’m lookin at you Sassy Fran, Conductor Whiskers and Miss Fortune!). I love this freakin game - the first thing I do when I wake up in…

You got an Egyptian emperor? I knew there must be one! Bought that pyramid and have been putting it out daily and waiting and hoping - nothing!! Why won’t he visit?? *pouts*

SO MUCH YES

This game is the current greatest joy of my life. Do with that what you will.

Bobby, you really need to replace all the "now"s with "right meow"s in this article. Like, right meow.

I started this game last week and just saved up enough for the yard expansion. I can’t think of the last real world accomplishment that brought me so much joy. More tiny little kitty butts for me!

You know you have a real problem when you question the validity of your decade-long relationship when you realize your partner is....DUN DUN DUN.....a TUBBS APOLOGIST

I’m done for the week.

I'm just glad I'm working from home today so no one can hear me weep. And shit, Bowie just came on as I was writing this. What an awful fucking week.

When my dad passed away at the end last year from cancer at the age of 69, I didn’t know he started a trend. Cancer really sucks.

I hate that I’m old enough for people I consider legends to start dying. I’m so wrung out from Bowie’s passing that the suckerpunch that is losing Alan Rickman has knocked me flat.

Fuck cancer.