I love everything in these photos! Especially those shoes. Shoes like that never come in a size for my giant feet. :(

Figuring out if we are only going to do Rome and the Parma-Emilia Romagna (and maybe Florence) area in April. Super cheap airfare and last minute so we are only spending about 9 days in Italy.

Anderson, my sweet, gentle, silver-haired prince.

But were they this drunk?

I really need to know Michael Cera’s thoughts on this.

RIP.

Yikes, that is some serious crap. I’m sorry you have to deal with that! Just not right.

My beloved babycat (not really a babycat anymore but don’t tell him) woke me up at 5am, 6am, 7:15, 8:45 and 9:30 by walking up and down my prone body, paying special attention to my ribs, and yelling in my ear. Because it was time to feed him repeatedly, and pet him while he eats. Of course my boyfriend snoring next…

Purrhaps I’ll do just that.

Take a little nip, and a little nap and then whenever you’re ready...

Not right meow. Maybe later.

Catsup with your eggs?

Now I’m feline a bit hungry.

You know what my cat gave me for breakfast this morning? A swipe across the nose. An omelet, even a cat fur-filled one, would have been vastly preferable.

Fucking health insurance bullshit!

Martinelli’s is delicious! I think it’s the best sparkling cider going.

My fam is partying with my 95 year old grandparents in FL tonight! Obviously they have already drunk the other adults out of contention.

2015 decided it hadn’t shat on me quite enough and couldn’t leave without one more hit, so it slammed me with an almost $1000 car repair bill I absolutely couldn’t afford today after I got stranded on the side of the highway in the pouring rain last night. Fuck you too, 2015. I won’t miss you.

Happy New Years Winner and Fanciers. May your next year be better than a last. Stay Happy and Healthy and may all of your dreams come true. Now I sound like a Hallmark card.