Interesting twist: he says he is a porn addict (I am only sharing this because it’s the first post on his blog that he shouted out)
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I think it might be the AbFab movie. A white Scottish woman is playing Huki Muki a Japanese fashion designer. I’m now sad I found out.
The Beckham’s seem to pride themselves on being embarrassing parents. And the kids just roll with it. The whole family seems like a blast.
“SnapTest was lying on her bed, her grey sweats covered in dog hair. As she browsed the internet, she farted loudly.”
definitely strikes me as a “no there there” kind of actress
I was just thinking how my Vogue interview would sound. “She held a fried chicken sandwich in one hand, and applied ranch dressing to each bite before she took it. She wore her Peggy uniform: stained TOMS, a toe peeking out through one hole, a V-neck t-shirt, and skinny jeans with her toddler’s PlayDoh mashed into the…
Vogue profiles have the special ability to make me irrationally dislike whomever they’re about, because they’re described in such a fawning tone. I have to remind myself that no, actually, this person is probably pretty cool and down to earth and farts and stuff just like everyone else and I can’t hate them just…
I feel like in everything I’ve ever seen her she’s been... she’s white, and has a quite pale olive complexion at the very most. What is up with how they’ve changed her natural skin color on the cover? I guess it’s no different than lightening Beyoncé’s skin tone. It’s just so fucking awful when they do that to people.
My favorite B.S. Vogue profile line that comes up ALL the time is something along the lines of “In glasses, jeans and a sweater [insert young actress name here] looks more like an unassuming graduate student than a glamazon.” I would read lines like that in grad school and laugh and laugh and cry and laugh. Show me…
You know, when I finally sat down for my Vogue profile, security just immediately escorted me out of the building. Very rude.
I instantly like Dunst more than I already did.
Best part of the monologue? Leslie Jones scaring Thor, of course! The women’s team is really strong this year. Although Kate McKinnon is still my #1, I think Bayer, Jones, and Bryant are all tied for #2.
It is!
Damn. :/
Hi Jezebel guys and gals-
This is The Black Cat! He is pretty shy, but he likes me because I captivated him with knitting. He loves to have his belly rubbed.
Hmmm all I have recently when confronted with bad news is a picture of my new love, my parents’ puppy, Roxie. I hope it helps! Much love to you!
Oh my god jezzies, I humiliated myself. Behold my tale of woe: