::huge internet hugs:: I’m so sorry. Is he contrite at all? I only ask because you might be able to split up amicably enough where he will agree to signing a document stating that he will not take half of your money/stuff.

I got a job offer this week and it seems like a great company and a “dynamic” (man, I hate to sound like a sucker, but it’s honestly what I need to prove myself in a new company right now) position. They’re starting me out much lower than what I think I should be getting at my experience and knowledge level, but I…

Well, I’m single, so take this advice however you will: you should never stop working on a relationship, married or not. The people who get divorced have reached some sort of no-going-back point where they realized they just don’t want to work on their relationship anymore.

I know Lyme disease sucks, but every person I have known with Lyme disease has been the biggest fucking asshole ever. Like, they talk behind everyoen’s back, they are severely ignorant and totally double-down on their racism/sexism/just sheet stupidity when you try to ask them even one follow-up question on whatever…

When I can afford it, I get a pedicure. If I’m feeling particularly feisty, I say yes to the “deluxe” pedi with the leg scrub/massage and callus removal, or maybe add on a mani.

Nah, I would be pissed too. If they were trying to just have a nice bike ride, they wouldn’t be trying to pass people they know are going faster than they plan on going. Eff them.

Ooh, that looks awesome! Is it cold process? I’ve always wanted to try cold process, but you need lots of money to buy the start-up ingredients and equipment, and lots of room to make big batches.

Okay, to be serious, my response was patronizing to you and rude. But also...I’m on your side. Really, I am. But life is not a competition, and racism is not a competition. I am stating my POV from my own life experiences, you are stating your POV from your life experiences, it doesn’t mean we have to be on different…

Nope, not falling for this derailment from the actual topic being discussed. Not today, internetz.

I bet once the main character gets rid of her glasses and ponytail, all the guys come crawling to her, huh?

I always believe that immigrants in a country are actually more patriotic (in the truest sense of that word) than people who were born and have family going way back.

If they were stupid enough to not realize that less government regulations means that any fuck-ups in their industry would have to be fully covered by their own damn pockets (either with self-monitoring or through litigation), then they deserve every fucking bad thing coming their way.

That’s really just code for “I’m right now learning where Texas is on a cartoon map of the United States”.

Have been eating roast chicken for way too long due to a tight budget for the past month.

“Crossfit and P90X are hereby officially illegal in the United States of America”.

It also takes your eyes off his huge belly, leads the eyes down lower to his nonexistent dick.

And just think, he probably spends MORE than Macron to look that horrendous. Not to mention that we’re probably paying for Melania’s and Ivanka’s makeup, too.

You know, I’ve always wondered exactly how turtles drink...

It’s amazing how low so many people will go just to continue avoiding doing any real work while living a comfortable life.

You should put some sort of alarm near the glass where, if they get within an inch of the glass, water squirts on them.