Oh geez, a lot of white men love drama and gossip, especially in the workplace. Usually white men 40+ years of age. It’s because they’re miserable in their everyday, boring lives and so where is the only place they can safely create, encourage and enjoy chaos? Then they get to go home and bitch about it to their wives…

I’m so sad Jezebel decided to post an article almost entirely about the racist murderer and not the two victims who lost their lives. I wish I didn’t have to see his horrible face and would rather look at the faces of the two who lost their lives doing such a brave thing. Though this entire story just pulls me into a…

I find men only do the aggressive handshakes for women they find attractive enough to be worthy of their attention (i.e. not me since I am obese). I’ve only ever received the limp handshakes from “powerful” men, like they’re afraid I’ll flirt with them or think they’re interested in any way if they give me a normal…

8th graders, 13 year-olds...they’re only 5 years away from voting age. I really, really hope they remember this dipshit, his Conservative asshole collaborators and the shit they’ve been trying to pull since before they were born, and vote for what’s right in five years.

Good for those kids. There is hope out there. I mean, kids are far smarter than adults think. If I were 13 again, I wouldn’t want to spend any time around some asshole who’s actively trying to make sure i die an early death, either.

How long one can last while Russian whores pee on his head and body. Trump would be the world record holder, I bet...

I heard Chuck Todd (of all people) make a great observation about Trump’s long ties and unbuttoned jackets: He does both to draw your eyes away from his big belly and wideness. And per the rules of fashion and optical illusions, it kinda works.

She was there to steal the Church donations while everyone was busy trying to swallow their vomit talking to Daddykins.

My inner shadenfreude muppet always laughs when those at the top think that they can get away with seriously illegal and delusional power-grabbing decisions. Always remember that in order to carry out your orders and mad declarations, you need people below you who are earning much less money and have much less to lose…

The rich who manage to escape will always help those who get caught get back on their feet. Such is the ultimate rich white male privilege...

The only way he’ll get fired is if he makes any of the Trumps look bad in any way, which he unfortunately has not (according to their low bar, that is).

Okay, I can definitely get behind that thinking (your last paragraph). I do think he is on our side in the long term. I mean, he was basically the first one after election night to say that we are the resistance, and when it comes to Trump and the Conservatives, Maher and I mostly agree. Main exception is his “when…

Did you grow up in the NY-NJ area? Because yeah, everyone who grew up there who has two brain cells to rub together remembers since at least the 1980s what a stupid, useless shit Trump was/is. Along with his entire family, ex or current. He was a joke back then, and he’s a vastly more dangerous joke now.

What an evil loser at life... I can’t wait to see him break down at some point.

I wish I had a bazillion stars for this. It is true for every single minority, too. Lose-lose all around. If you prove to be against a stereotype, it still gives the person doling out those tired stereotypes a huge reason to feel better about themselves somehow at my expense. Either they use you to justify the stupid…

Wait...did anyone else find the weird smirk at the end kind of creepy? Who reacts like that to any pregnancy test result?

Twins. Ends up in a gruesome labor where it turns out the twins were in a violent struggle for dominance within the womb the entire time, but managed to convince the mother that it was just indigestion. The father is not the husband. All is not what it seems. Jeff Goldblum turns into a fly.

I knew I wasn’t the one who automatically thought, “A terrorist act right before the UK Elections...Good one Russia/ISIS/whoever wants the Tories to be assured a complete and utter victory.”

Um, excuse me, but I saw a person pay for CAVIAR with food stamps once at Walmart, so that means that every single person who is on food stamps is a piece of shit lying lazy poor “librul” who deserves what they get, thank you very much...

I repsectfully disagree. Have watched him every week ever since he came to HBO because I missed Dennis Miller (yet another person I used to love and agree with a lot when he had a show...until he got old and suddenly irrational), and used to love him and agree with him almost 95% of the time. The older he gets, the…