I’ve been a Birchbox subscriber for well over 3 years, and after a dud month last month (to be honest, I was down on everything last month, not just Birchbox), I love my September box! It was mostly facial products samples, and I also chose the shampoo and conditioner sample to be in my September box.

Seriously, did he have a massive stroke and suffer severe brain damage? Why is all this garbage coming out of his piehole now?

As much as I admire Boehner for resigning and being more honest in his last days, he’ll undoubtedly get a cushy private-sector job courtesy of his rich Conservative connections. Probably at a thinktank.

Ooh. Thanks! I’m going to check out what Shark models the Walmart and Sam’s Club has and compare prices. Good to know that they’re just as good as everyone claims!

I say no all the time because I seriously do not know how to hold a baby properly. It sounds stupid, and I’ve had people try to show me, but I just...can’t. It doesn’t feel comfortable, and the baby always always cries, and I have to hand it to someone else. Horizontal, vertical, it doesn’t matter. I just can’t hold…

Hoping at least a few people see this:

I remember liking Kilmainham Gaol (Jail), but you gotta love the whole history and historical buildings thing. Sorry, I’m a museum and historical house/building nerd.

Damn, I should start doing this. Free coffee filters at the office, too!

In Hawaii, it’s illegal to touch any sea turtle, in or out of water. There was a while back where some local kids were photographed holding onto sea turtles in the water and riding them underwater, and it pissed everyone off because EVERYONE here knows you do. not. touch. sea turtles. Ever. Forever ever? Forever ever.

He’d probably spout more sexist bullshit like, “Men don’t do the shopping”. Ugh. I am so glad I’m in ninja mode at work right now...

I know I’m forever grey, but I have a work-related question:

A time or two? There was a period in the late 90s where I saw Ewan McGregor’s penis more than he did! heh heh.

I have a HUGE stash right now, with some items I haven’t even gotten around to. I think using so many products is contributing to the skin bumps I’m getting, though. :( I need to maybe keep the sealed stuff sealed for a bit and try to go through the open stuff ASAP. ::sigh:: Such a privileged problem, I know...

I thought I read somewhere that she or Amy Poehler (or both) were offered the Late Night gig after Fallon went to the Tonight Show.

Oh yeah, it’s complicated, for sure. But to go even further with your theory, there are also those who have been raised to think that almost everything that comes out of their mouth is more important than what almost everyone else has to say. Not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse that my family raised me to think…

You are my hero. I still have to condition myself not to give up after talking over them for a minute...

I just think assholes know inherently how to pick out the weakest whom they feel they can get away with just pushing over. Most even deliberately poke to see how hard they can poke and get away with.

This is my problem. I am so used to people interrupting me (men mostly, but a lot of women, too) that I tend to cram in as much detail I can verbally and in writing as to avoid the inevitable asshole who will interrupt me mid-sentence or reply back with, “You forgot this thing that I know is already done on every…

Seriously, this...does not look beautiful to me, but I guess maybe I’m not chic enough. It looks like a dirty puddle in the L.A. River after a heavy rain.

I don’t want to sound like I’m defending the men, but I do think it says something (positive) that the women who were considered to be the new Daily Show host (Schumer, Williams) and hosts of other late night shows (Tina Fet, Amy Poehler) basically said they had no desire for those spots because it was limiting and…