No, you'd probably be guaranteed to get in because they're looking for someone from different parts of life.

Oh! If you have the money and want to splurge, go to Commander's Palace for Sunday Brunch!!!!!!

Oh my goodness...I'm so sorry. Totally empathize with the pain of a badly-herniated disc without pain meds, though yours is probably ten times worse if it requires actual surgery instead of just cortisone shots (they can give you up to three, I think. Depends on the pain level).

I took part in my very first focus group and got paid cash money for it! I want to take part in ALLLLLL the focus groups now! Heh heh.

Quitting shitty bosses is the best feeling in the world. They continue in their shittiness while you get to move onto greener pastures. :)

I'm holing up in my apartment and waiting for the race war to end, so that I emerge into a desolate city where I am the only survivor... :)

I'm so sorry for your loss. ::internet hugs::

I haven't seen the movie (I know, it doesn't help you...), but I'm always fascinated by people who have this type of Munchausen need for pity and attention. Like the people who lie about serving our country in the military, or having been in horrible situations like Brian Williams.

Happy Saturday, everyone! I went to bed at 3:45 AM and woke up at noon. That's what I call a great start to the weekend. :)

Yes! I always break the damn teeth, and by the time I'm down to one tooth on one of the sides, I just throw it away... :(

This is totally what I do with men walking on the street. Also women who fit the "ideal" beauty type. They always look me straight in the eye, and I just look right back in their eyes and steel my shoulder for a good crash into them. They probably blame it on me being a fat bitch...that's only the half truth! :)

I have long, dark hair, and what I do is spray the dry shampoo on before I go to bed, and sleep with the white residue on. Yeah, it gets on your pillows, but it's not that noticeable if you don't use one of those "colored" dry shampoos for dark/red hair. In my experience, most of the whiteness goes away by the time…

Yes! I love perfume samples, especially the more luxury brands like Bvlgari, Creed, etc. Would love one that just had perfume samples, catered to your scent preferences...

Are you ears bleeding?

Something tells me that he was born, lives, and will forever live in a world where he will never be embarrassed by the shit spewing from his mouth right now.

I am LOVING the Elgort Hate on Jezebel! This guy...is horrible. His face is so punchable!

No, she wasn't addicted to drugs until she got with Clapton. And SHE left Clapton because there was that thing with his Italian mistress (only one of the women he slept with while with Patti) having his son, and Patti finding out about it through the tabloids.

Yeah, George is my favorite Beatle and all, but that means I know a lot about his personal life, and he was...not a great person to his wives.

Must...make...my own... ::drool::

I learned pretty fast after I first moved to DC (no longer live there) that a half smoke is half pork and half beef. It's pretty much one of the first things you learn when you move there and start checking out the food scene in earnest, or whenever you hear the words "Ben's Chili Bowl" anywhere.