we still think Brennan Clay should chuck his phone into the nearest lake.

Did Albert put you up to this to make himself look good? I love beans and tuna but together in a salad? Bro you're gross. Sounds like some Midwestern nightmare truck stop salad bar option. Go choke yourself.

This is obviously some kind of sick joke, right? This is Burnecko fucking with me via Miserable Shitehawk's handle. Who in the actual fuck would eat something called tuna-bean salad? I love the idea that 3pm rolls around and you wanna eat healthy so...you eat a pile of shit that could easily be confused for cat vomit.…

I want to see if any actual plowmen eat there

"to the Millers, it's about, well, ethics in pastry-making."


Holy fuck that's good.

The only thing Being Hit by a Car tastes like is blood.

Aside:: Nothing is more Kinja/Deadspin than an argument between someone whose name is "fapping sounds" with someone whose name is "dog fister".

Milky Way fucking suck. 100 Grand should be top 5. Mounds/Almond Joy dead last. Other than that, this list is a good list.

Circus peanuts are not candy, they are packing material.

You seemed to miss the important word. CULTURE. The article is arguing against people saying that they are revitalizing an older culture. It specifically states that it's perfectly fine to reintroduce these long forgotten things (drinks, foods, hairstyles) but that it's wrong to say that you're reintroducing an older…

The power of rice compels you!

Children of the Corn Pops

I can't speak on the man's skills as a restaurateur, or whether he's a better cook than this or that other famous chef, but, seriously: Don't say (or tweet) things that seem to suggest I've got anything on Bobby Flay. It's flattering (thanks!) but objectively incorrect. The foods I make are tasty and I'd be happy to…

The best Apple lines are located near a nice glass of Knob Creek (R) Bourbon.

Grilled Cheese does not have meat in it. The featured item in a Grilled Cheese is the cheese.

You had a 50/50 chance of getting this right without even trying and totally screwed the pooch.

This study is highly flawed without an investigation into three slices.

I was going to go with three.

Yeah. Authenticity is a bullshit buzzword used by douchecanoes who visited Italy once in college and then come home to piss and moan about how unauthentic pizza is here in the states. To Chinese people, General Tso is more likely to conjure images of some iron handed commie enforcer than a sweet and spicy chicken…

Oh, for fuck's sake, this still doesn't tell me how long I have to freeze the cake for! SMDH,, useless!