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National Geographic magazine, a mail-order Caring About Things merit badge for baby boomers

I'll concede that normal scallops do taste perfectly delicious on their own. The author just came off as saying that the act of wrapping a slice of cured pork around one constituted heresy, which I cannot abide. But I digress; there's plenty of room to make both in my kitchen.

I see you didn't read the parts laying out the scientific methodology we used, which guaranteed correct conclusions.

Red Delicious apple ranked above the Golden? You people need to seek help. The Red Delicious is the worst apple in the world. It is a mouthful of mush that was developed to look good.

A Dr. Oz link. Quality shit.

They have prawn flavored chips in the UK, like EVERYWHERE, and they are so damn good.

Agree. Foo Fighters have been pretty generically bland rock for the past 15 years. The first album was brilliant - recorded entirely by Grohl before he hired a band, it's really raw sounding, and you can tell he's just opening the floodgates of frustration he had pent up. The Colour and the Shape is really good too,…

If I have fresh clams, I want that shit to shine on its own, not be submerged in a ton of other overwhelming flavors. The chowder isn't significantly better enough with fresh clams to justify using them in it instead of in anything else ranging all the way from completely fuckin' raw with a little Tabasco, to linguine…

Yes. Yummy, yummy whale cum. I want it all in my mouth and on my chest and yes, by the way, I do swallow that delicious, scrumptious whale cum.

Salt pork traditionally, bacon works well. But pork as the starting point for a chowder is traditional as all hell.

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If I ever find pork products, celery, or onions in my New England clam chowder, there will be fucking murders.

That entire list is nullified by Grape Nuts at number 3. I mean, come on. No one actually enjoys eating Grape Nuts. It physically hurts to eat Grape Nuts.

ground beef is the According to Jim of taco proteins.

And have the resources to work for free as a sportswriter for so long. Maybe if that cushion hadn't existed he wouldn't have been so gullible about his future with this pyramid scheme?

Yup, proving my point.

Um, Scottie Pippen was the second-best player on those teams. That said, Scottie Pippen was never the second-best player in the league.

Although I saw that article before anyone, before it was even posted in fact, I didn't bother to read through all the posts. I mean, I've been baking in the double digits since I turned 10. Can't believe all you people think its new. And I listen to music you've never heard, go to movies you've never seen and eaten at…

You don't have to cheer it and you don't have to read it. If you read it, and wish to comment, at least make the comment entertaining or tenable.