I’ve got a special place in my heart for slightly gloppy American Alfredo...when it comes time to plate, Alfredo serves looks. The silky, ghost-white sauce and noodles look ethereal in presentation.

Imo any mechanic driving a car into a manor, house, cottage or domicile is negligent

Dave Grohl and his classic rock band the Foo Fighters

Silly Monkey, dark Nantz was busy admonishing the CBS intern for lightly toasting the Sourdough...

*see tuft of grass in front of ball*

He inadvertently cheated and reported himself, the penalty for the rule he broke is to add 2 strokes to your score and continue playing not to be kicked out of the tournament.

Colts fans, after years of taking Tom Brady’s nuts to the face, were well prepared for the incident, and no lives were lost.

+1 tear running down my cheek

The organization seems to be taking a number of significant steps to eliminate the scalper problem, primarily on the demand side.

Demands that they deflate the ball below 12.5PSI? Destroying a phone that Wells said he didn’t need? I’m waiting for this slam dunk evidence that makes this an open/shut case.

What about an Egg McMuffin is not actual food? I order sans meat and I believe the Egg Mc is as close to quality food as anything McD sells. The muffin is genuine, the egg is, also, and the American cheese is as Kraft.

What about an Egg McMuffin is not actual food? I order sans meat and I believe the Egg Mc is as close to quality…

No, to get a run in baseball, you have to touch home plate after having reached all the bases safely. If you don’t touch home plate, no run is scored. you know how I know you’re wrong? Had he not touched home plate, an out would have been the correct call. I agree that in the practical sense, once a fair ball goes out…

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

My grandpa used to eat potato chips with ketchup. Regular chips are boring to me now. Also, Midwesterners think cream cheese and lox on a bagel is some kind of crazy witchcraft.

When I was in 6th or 7th grade I used to just straight up eat sugar cubes. After school I'd walk home and park my ass in front of the TV like a good latchkey kid and go to town. One. After. The. Other.

This made my mother mad as hell. When she stopped buying sugar cubes, I started grabbing the bag of sugar and spooning…

this comment is 1000 times better than the post.

Worked in advertising/marketing from 1967 to 1972.

you've never worked in the corporate world have you....

Guerrero is Jensen! Jensen is Guerrero!

What's happening is that an entire room of self-important people, who think that people care what they think, are clapping wildly thinking that women in equal careers with equal education and experience are actually earning 22% less than men, when of course, that is not anywhere close to being true.