"Useless crap"? Really? When the tanks come rolling into your town, liberal pukes like you will be the first ones crying "where are all the highly trained biathletes to save us"?

I hear you, but how do you explain why the cosmonauts all wear "I'd Rather Be Curling" t-shirts?

What we need is some rich dude to start a new mma league where you must test positive for steroids, andd contestants must do a bong rip 15 minutes before the start.

Fennel seed and corn in chili. Dude, you need serious help. While you are at it, toss in some gummy bears and circus peanuts. Christ on a cracker.

Thank you for your service.

This whole thing is a sham. In a snackdown where circus peanuts are not on the card, everything that follows is BS. Knuckling under to Big Chip. Thought you were better than that Jolie. Not mad, just disappointed.

You actually think they keep a separate ball for someone who is not Tom Brady? They constantly rotate balls in and out, especially in the pouring rain.

What the hell was THAT? Did not even get to what Nye was trying to say, so you cannot even agree or disagree.

Kidnapped from a wine bar. Sounds like the plot of a really really bad Lifetime movie.

From what I understand the Real Coke thing is in your head entirely. The sucrose/fructose ratios of cane sugar and HFCS are virtually the same. Coke has done a bunch of blind taste testing and apparently people really cannot tell the difference, even though they insist they can. Despite outcries to the contrary, HFCS…

Exactly. And he is "considering saving it for his son." You know, so the kid can toss the pigskin around in the back yard with moms new special friend while dad is in the clinker.

I think you are really onto something. If you look carefully at the architectural plans for gillette the are hydraulics under the field that make it tilt in the direction they are playing. Also the goalposts have air current generators that deflect the ball away when opposing kickers try field goals. Think Viniteris…

Do you have one shred of evidence that he is racist? Yea, thats what I thought.

Makes the Taco Bell drive through sound like nirvana.

Well played, sir, well played.

OK, now THAT was weird, I said that exact sentence in my head, scrolled down, and there it was. Sheesh.

I looked for those on candy.com, no luck. Does it have a gooey raspberry center? Or do they use organic, cruelty free blood?

Friggin syrupheads aint gonna tell me what to call Injuns...

Do you use them to listen to audio Klipsch?

If my dong looked like that I'd be heading for the emergency room!