Also me: emotionally unavailable, untreated childhood trauma, generally unpleasant, likes being alone, dislikes most men, refuses to wear anything but sweats, doesn’t want to share my medium pizza.

They should lock this woman and Robert in a room for a month and film it.

Does anyone else find that as they age, it’s not the sad stuff that gets you misty-eyed, but instead this kind of thing? I could probably watch Old Yeller get whacked again and not shed a tear, but when Kim defended Jimmy on Better Call Saul - waterworks.

In the vanishingly rare case I ever get disgustingly rich, I’m going to hire an accountant, hire an accountant to watch that accountant, and probably hire a third accountant to watch the second accountant. Of course, they could all still conspire together to rip me off, so maybe I should just convert everything to…

I didn’t know she was involved with Booker in any way. How disappointing. Booker is corporate tool.

It’s like picking between a turd sandwich, or a turd sandwich with mayo.

I noticed when I moved to the West Coast that Red Vines are the preferred edible plastic compared to Twizzlers in the New York area.

Are we no longer mentioning that La Jetée was the basis for 12 Monkeys?

What? No love for Andrei Tarkovsky’s “Stalker”?

That’s really...weird. I must sound naive, but you can just pay your way out?

What, no scene with Forrest setting the Branch Davidian compound in Waco Texas on fire? I’m disappointed.

NOW you tell me! Does anyone here know how to get blood and brains off of a pencil?

I had no idea the dude from The Raid 2 was gonna be in this.

I’m in the grays so this will never be seen, but god damn, did they actually resurrect Bruce Lee? That’s the most spot-on casting I’ve ever seen.

I’m not going to argue that the editing of BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY was any good, but aren’t nominees for each category determined by the Academy members in that branch? If the editing was so transcendently awful, why did so many professional editors nominate it?

Guillotines in Central Park.

Chuck Woolery is still alive??

Suicide really does love to take us Gen Xers. I fear that the Baby Boomers will end up outliving us in the end.

Yup. Add me to that list:

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.