That’s a LOT of aspartame. Aspartame is a neurotoxin btw.

What a terrible idea.

damn you...alright, have a star.

I guess I would’ve assumed she was of Middle Eastern decent. My mom was and was even darker than her.

Or a Bernie rally with more people at it than Clinton?

I think Fatburger is better than In N Out and Shake Shack. I think the fries at In N Out are bullshit.

At least it’s drawn well.

I’m guessing this was one of a series of tweets and he forgot to put an apostrophe after the word “Finally”.

cool. what’s your new password?

Is that explosion gif in super duper slo motion?

I already miss Halt and Catch Fire

“I don’t think I agree that classifying something as a comedy trivializes it...”

“Make It about a ghost!”

Brian Michael Bendis, is that you?

counterpoint:

To be fair, those were racist live puppies, so they kind of had it coming

If 2016 as the year of celebrity deaths and 2017 is the year of celebrity sexual assault allegations, what will 2018 be known for?

Counterpoint: “Beasts of No Nation” was the best movie I saw in 2015, theater release or otherwise.

Haven’t read that one, but I loved “The Cold Six Thousand”. Hard to get used to the writing style though