Fremdschämen is the word you are looking for.

This made my whole body curl up like a shrimp from contact embarrassment.

Paula Patton remains silent.

the good thing about ‘toxins’ is I know you’re an idiot if you use it unironically.

Seriously, if those are kids with autism, he deserves to lose his last dollar and live under a bridge. “Look at these MONSTROUS NIGHTMARISH ZOMBIES YOU WILL TURN YOUR KIDS INTO!!11!11”

Sounds like someone needs a cleanse!

I have had it with abysmal idiots and their “toxins.” Toxins are NOT a thing. They are not magical serpents that burrow themselves into your body through assholes and eyeballs. Dosage is what’s important. Dosage makes a thing toxic. How many times do we have to mention that water itself is toxic at a certain level?…

Sherri Shepherd has lost her damn mind. I know dudes try it all the time but you can’t just ‘nope’ out of taking care of your kid even if this is a supposed con for child support.

Wait so...they agreed to have a baby together via surrogate, got divorced while the surrogate was pregnant and now Sherri Shepherd is saying she doesn’t want the baby and she was tricked into it for child support?

I think that’s it. I mean, she’s not the sharpest crayon in the box.

I would like to know Sherri Sheppard’s thinking - beyond, I’m over my ex and therefore also over the baby we agreed to bring into this world together.

Nic would never hurt me. The gun is just for show.

is nic cage standing behind you holding you a gunpoint while your typing these?

But the whole point of clothes is to look good on bodies?

Isn’t the true end goal to sell clothes? If you’re putting on a runway show with art pieces never meant to be worn by anyone but the people modeling them, sure ok, use all size zeros if you want. But if you want to showcase your clothing designs with the intent of getting non-model people to buy them, wouldn’t it…

I just burst out laughing at my desk. Well done (LIKE THIS ENTIRE STEAK I’M SHOVING IN MY FACE).

For what a Greek study is worth today. (sorry)

IN YOUR FACE, MARRIEDS! Oh wait, you already have a turkey leg in there...