so i know how closely our DNA resembles primates but it legit freaks me out how much the faces/expressions they make look like human faces/expressions

What the fuck is happening.

Can’t you just watch hockey like every other mayonnaise blooded Canadian?

Damn, Jezebel writers killing it with the prose lately: ‘who looks like the result of a shameful one night stand between a Brooks Brothers suit and a copy of Atlas Shrugged’. Yes.

o.o! My ex bf is currently ghosting me....we were together over 2 years (3 years in Sept)...he didn’t care?!

My (ex-, obviously)boyfriend of almost 6 years did this to me as a breakup method. After a few months I assumed the relationship was over, and he came crawling back as soon as I had a new guy. He was so delusional that he seriously thought I would take him back after all that. LOL NOPE.

What?? No, it is way harder to be ghosted than to do the ghosting. The ghoster is in control of the scenario; the ghostee is in the ghoster’s (metaphoric) hands, running around wondering what the hell they did wrong when really the fault is that the ghoster does not know how to communicate clearly with someone or take…

The angriest bottom: a fable

Look at him. Total angry bottom. Kind of guy that tries to twist your nipples off while you fuck him, then shoves you off and starts yelling as soon as he cums. Hate those guys.

You may want to do a biiiit more research into things like gender identity before you start getting all Merriam-Webster about what it means to be a woman.

Because picking on gay people is now going out of style, and bullies always need someone to bully.

The smell of blood soaked tampons festering in those tiny metal bins makes me yearn for the UTI I would have gotten just by holding in my pee.

Actually, i kind of agree with that weather man, I think it’s reasonable logic: Aren’t they just women at that point? (I assume men in the opposite case)

Can someone please explain this obsession about trans people and what bathrooms they use? I cannot, for the love of the little baby Jesus, figure out why this has suddenly become a thing. News flash, folks: trans people have existed, and have been using whateverthefuck bathroom they deem appropriate since the…

Protip: They don’t like being referred to as “females” either.

I will never understand the sheer audacity it takes to ask someone for details about their genitalia. Everything about that line of questioning speaks to the interviewer’s belief, likely subconscious, that the subject of their questioning is some sort of specimen that needs to be poked and examined like an animal on…

Space Bestiality.

Generally, adjectives don’t have opinions. Asshole.

Please don’t speak for us.