juggling an array of end-of-year parties, concerts and “graduations” for her preschoolers.

That thigh gap tho

Amen. All these attractive men vying for your attention and Kaitlyn is the first Bachelorette in franchise history to get it on before the assigned Fantasy Suite night? GET IT, GIRL. LIVE THAT DREAM.

Now I’m imagining a parade of penises marching in line and wearing funny hats...can we make this a reality?

These guys are seriously the best. Their religion is science. I’ve considered joining.

Anyone got $50 they can lend me so that I can contribute to the IndieGoGo as a supporter and get the “Satanic Children’s Book of Activities”? I have to watch my friend’s kids next week and this seems like a way to keep them out of my hair for a few hours.

I think I might need to convert. From Catholic-to-ExCatholtic-to-DabblingWiccan-to-Agnostic-to-Staunch Atheist......the road to hell is paved in failed denominations.

If they don’t, we get a really, really fun Supreme Court case about it.

I wonder, will courts treat their belief as equally as some other idiots’ “sincere” belief that certain birth control methods are abortifacients?

Fun fact, here is one of the fundamental tenets of the Satanic Temple:

I think The Satanic Church is covering for us science folks, as ‘But Science!’ isn’t an accepted religion while the Satanic Church can claim our scientific knowledge as its religious beliefs. I was previously involved in an ASH group (Atheists, Skeptics, Humanists) but there was no organized religion aspect.

Quick question if the anti Christ happened to be aborted does that mean the apocalypse will be averted?

So...Satan has made a better case for my loyalty than Team Jesus.

I know nothing about these people other than their insistence on figures of Baphomet in state houses alongside commandments, and their efforts to expose the hypocrisies of laws targeting women’s health but I love them.

Satanism has always fascinated me. Seems pretty chill compared to most other religions.

I still subscribe to the church of Nye, however.
Because Science Rules.

once again, the Satanic Temple being awesome at everything it does. Hail Satan.