Tried it once, did not care for it. I think I would be okay with it if the fucker didn’t get it all up in my hair. But that’s not okay, dude.
Also if someone didn’t take “no” for an answer and did something like that to me without my express consent there would be hell to pay.

*continued TMI warning* Mr Penguin came on my chin (and neck and boobs and stomach...) by accident last week and we both laughed so hard we cried and that made clean up much more difficult but also very entertaining.

Huh. I’m down to try sex acts from porn (I have a “I will try anything once to determine if I actually like it” rule (spoiler alert: I don’t like most sex acts from porn)), but I’m also into really annoyingly analyzing people I date so I wouldn’t have been okay with the “because I’ve seen it in porn” answer. Give me…

I stare at my ceiling like this all the time and I’m like, “Is that a bug? Please god, don’t let it be a bug. Maybe that spot has always been there and I never noticed it before. It’s not moving. Wait, I blinked. Did it move? I think it moved. Is it staring back at me wondering if I’m a person?”

Apropos of nothing.

I’m glad you guys have boundaries and are okay with this.

Once more, for the cheap seats:

Do you remember when sex was hot and a handy-J cost a penny-farthing?

I couldn’t help but wonder... were men and women really from different planets? *bites pencil*

*TMI Warning* MrMenstruation likes the idea of “expelling” himself on a certain part of my body above my shoulders. I know it’s taboo, but I’m totally fine with it on occasion. I once asked him why he likes to do it and his responses was simply “because I’ve seen it in porn.”

Wasn’t Sex and the City all about men who weren’t grateful to be with women?

Just gotta say for the people commenting on my post “what if she was a bad kid” and “13 is not a baby” can you do one thing for me and fuck right the hell off?

And if an offense too serious for a grounding or loss of privileges, maybe the kid needs professional help, not abusive treatment.

Yeah, nonconsensual hair-cutting as punishment strikes me as really creepy—an assault on the kid’s bodily integrity. I think it creeps me out as much as if he’d pulled her clothes off or something.

Public shaming videos are just gross. And the people who make them are gross.

Cutting off people’s hair to shame them was also a common tactic of both Nazis and Stalin era Russians, generally against those deemed too enamored with outside culture. So you know. If it’s good enough for extreme regimes, sounds like a great parenting technique.

Parents - stop shaming your children online. If you can’t appropriately punish a child without making it a world phenomenon, I recommend you start a Kickstarter to get you into parenting classes and therapy, not a YouTube channel.

It’s been contextualized as ‘This is an awful thing that should not be done.” Anna illustrates that by showing the video and reporting that, not long after this video surfaced, the girl killed herself. She is no longer being harmed by the video. None of us here think less of her (the victim) as a result of the video.

That poor, sweet child. I can’t think of anything else to say. She was just a baby.

Public shaming is a form of abuse.