And all of the tattoos are text! No artwork and no pictures? No fun.

:| simmer down, dude.

This isn’t Walmart

Yup. Some people won’t do neck tattoos, and apparently some people won’t do them if you haven’t already committed other parts of your body (e.g., hands) and experienced the job-complications that can result.

I was kind of giving that the side-eye as well.

Obviously that’s how I’ll let people know I’m a big deal ‘round these parts.

getting sex advice from the Talmud is like asking Santa Claus to manage your 401(k)

They’ll pluck your eyes out! And likely skip rope with your innards.

Hey, Shivering Isles. I like your style :)

It’s probably safer that way.

I think that would make everyone happy, honestly.

And honestly, they probably do think they’re being open and honest with people. Besides, what did we do to deserve their 100% honesty? We’d probably ridicule them for it.

Ooh, “female disease.” I don’t even know what that is, but I’m pretty sure people still think we have it today.

Crop rotation is essential to successful agriculture, regardless of whether or not your varieties are GMO crops.

And honestly, corn is kind of a shit crop anyway, transgenic or no. It’s a total water and nitrogen whore.

I’m not sure how vertical farming will somehow avoid insects. And I’m not convinced that it will take less energy and fossil fuels to successfully use vertical farming. Plus, vertical farming would probably be more successful with modified drought-resistant varieties. Although I honestly can’t imagine how you would…

Universities produce modified crop varieties, also. Are we also Monsanto shills with nefarious purposes?

That happens if you spray the crops with Bt also, something that is done extensively in organic agriculture. It’s not a GMO problem.

And yet you’re attributing those motives to literally every ag scientist in the industry.

Um, no shit Monsanto produces GMO varieties that are resistant to their herbicide. Why would they not? I’m seriously failing to see the problem here.