yetanotheruselessburner
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yetanotheruselessburner

Wrong generation. The G35 is virtually identical to the V35 Skyline, while the “R35" GT-R was split off into an unrelated vehicle. We never got any version of the R34 platform here so not much can be done there.

The simplest and most obvious flaw in that plan is you are utterly, and completely, beyond fucked if you get found out. There’s fraud upon fraud upon felony there and there are people who’ve already served time and/or paid enormous fines for doing exactly what nauthiz suggested. The second flaw (with your GTR example)

You missed a certain event on 9/9/1999. For launch, these titles form a solid library out the gate..

. . . nothing that feels striking or completely new. The Switch launch didn’t do that either. . .

I must disbelieve this statement as a certain highly reputable source on the matter, one Ms. Murilee Martin, once spun tales of “The Island That Rust Forgot” on this very internet site.

Kidding aside, over here in the East the phrase “California car” denotes that regardless of mechanical decrepitude, the body and frame

Exactly. My friend’s ‘69 (nice!) Chevelle had bench seats and this ridiculously long curved-arm shift lever he swiped from some truck when he (gasp!) replaced the old three-on-the-tree with a rock-crusher. You practically punched the dash going into first and third, could check your right pants pocket while in second

Honestly, that’s my biggest concern. Is there a Year One for old Japanese cars? Maybe, but if not those windows (and the associated trim/moldings) would be nigh impossible to source.

I love me some patina but this one I’d probably respray. Not 100% sure how I’d refinish the brightwork. The inside? Pffft. There’s any

It’s not quite “I know what I got” but close enough. I also thought “California car” implied a bit less ferrous oxide than we see here.

“need to be towed.” Enhance!

Jesus, man.  List it for one hundred dollars.  Only a fool would pay two hundred dollars but a “savvy shopper” might pay for one at half price.

Yep, the X1 should handle it. That said, even Pascal’s now old* and I’d think the X2 would have an appealing price-point while providing the graphical hers-p’ers to hit 1080p, especially if they make meaningful I/O improvement. Also, again, bezel-less 1080p screen as biology says you’d get more perceived improvement

This kills me. . .

My friend is at the end of her lease of a MINI Clubman and it makes no sense for her to buy it, even though she really likes the car. I’d tell her to go check out the Renegade but they pulled the stick and the ZF9 auto is bad. I had a Compass (the newer one) rental and ye gods, was the 2.4/auto

I bought into the Jalopnik propaganda back in the heady days of 2014, and brought the better half on board. Ours was one of the first Renegades that a major dealer in the western ‘burbs of Philly sold. My wife and I test drove it on Italian gasoline while peeling the finest Melfi-an shipping plastic off various

True, I had forgotten Nintendo finally pivoted on video streaming services. That makes it more logical, thanks, as I thought they were still following the “game machine” only policy. X2 or Xavier would almost assuredly fit the bill without a significant change in architecture.

I think David actually touched upon that while discussing the first-gen Liberty and it’s comparatively “feminine” features compared to the XJ. Conversely, the Renegade is cute, yes, but it’s bulldog puppy cute: smushed-in-face, wide and eager-eyed. Outside of whiskey, wood-working and books about war, nothing’s more

It’s been tried, and I have one. The 1.4T 4x4 Renegade with a stick. It literally has the 500 Abarth engine with an extra gear. It’s gloriously brick-like. The roof panels come off. Bigfoot is chillin’ on the rear glass and there’s a spider saying “Caio baby!” in the fuel fill area, just because. Apparently three of

I’d love to see a modest upgrade of the Switch but if they’re chasing 4K graphics (barring a trick upscaler or some thunderbolt/GPU-dock) I’m a little afraid of them screwing the pooch. Namely, here’s another not-Switch, now just in the other direction: traditional console.

I’ve kinda laid out what they should do

For free and bundled in the OS installation, when their competitor in that space was actually selling their browser. Apples and oranges.

Ah, Tasty Kakes, forever buy one, get one at the ACME. They made a dark chocolate peanut butter Kandy Kake, not on the website which greatly concerns me. Either way, throw those bad boys (or the Coconut!) in the freezer. Good times.

Scrapple was one of those things I didn’t get into until I was older.  Taylor Pork

As I’ve said to my boss, who’s originally from Texas and moved here to the Commonwealth: you know you’ve gone native when you start eating scrapple. That said, its reputation is far more fearsome than its reality.

Rocky Mountain oysters are probably up there. The whole mid-west fried brain thing. Hakarl. My god, hakarl.