And then the police are shocked (shocked!) When people distrust the police.

“Absolutely,” she said. “You should get used to 300 murders a year.”

See what happened there?

You know that moment where you are like no, no, I really need to buckle down and get my work done and then you are all- a quick scan of Jez won’t hurt. Lesson learned.

Hmm. Looks like airport security just didn’t have ... the guts.

This is eerily accurate.

14 million IN 1975! That’s not a small loan today and it most certainly was a massive loan in the 70s!

The equivalence assholes are worse than the actual Trump supporters in my opinion. Well, not worse in the kind of people they are, but worse in their disingenuous bullshit. At least Trump supporters are upfront about their idiocy, thode who are equating them are just dishonest jackholes.

Actually all presidential debates are split screen. But in this case, it was pure magic. It was like watching a mom with a patient but meaningful raised eyebrow waiting for her toddler to wind down after a sugar high.

I really don’t have many friends on FB at all and it’s so funny to see the people still proclaiming “Both candidates are awful! I can’t stand either of them.”

Let’s all stand for a hearty round of applause for the person whose idea it was to televise the debate with a split screen. Literally a genius move.

Cars (even police cars/SUVs) in the hottest parts of the US (ie: not Virginia) stay cool in the middle of summer with the hood shut. I’m all for excuses...but they need to be believable.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

At least she is willing to reassess her opinions and learn from her mistakes. I wish more anti-vaxxers were able to do this.

He looks like he’s on a dollar bill there.

“Jesus Christ, you guys.”

Wow really surprised of all people to take responsibility it would be the folks at Shirk Photography.

“Out of respect for you, we’re going to do something you hate and asked us to stop repeatedly. You’re welcome!”

“The school mascots are selected by their honor and basically pride that it brings the school,” Shirk said. “If I was a Native American—I feel there was no disrespect intended. It was done to be a unique and fun poster.”

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.