She literally had to debate my elementary school bully. Except on a national stage. And had to take him seriously.

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

Do you remember when Ted Cruz was spouting off about carpet bombing (which verse was that in the Bible? I can’t remember) and Obama went on the record saying essentially “That is a literal war crime. We are bombing as much as intelligence allows.”

That’s the cover art sorted. Fuck, we could do this ourselves and cut out Tingle’s portion altogether. Can you type?

The people planning to vote for him(?)

I 100% believe this was a dare and will not accept any other theory.

Johnny Cash once sat at the table next to mine at the Bottom Line on night. He had the courtesy to not pester me the entire evening. I remember giving him a grateful nod as I left.

I, master of dad music, have been selected to make my fraternity’s parents’ weekend barbecue playlist. I am so excited, and both Motown and Steely Dan will feature prominently.

I used to have a list of songs that start with drum solos that could easily be someone falling over a set of drums. All I can remember from it now is Dyer Maker, but there were many others.

The Lord’s work.

That clip is... quite something. The variety of topics they cover in under three minutes is truly staggering.

“Going down was much easier.”

I’m a child.

Maybe I’m being obtuse but I felt the gay slurs used in Stranger Things were part and parcel with the vernacular of the day (and later times really). They weren’t calling him gay because he was or had demonstrated his “gayness” in some way off-screen; they were calling him gay because many kids are jerks who called…

I miss him so much already, sometimes it makes me heartsick.

Barack’s pictures with children and his genuine delight interacting with them is one of the 1,000 things I will miss about him.

And now, your Friday feels:

Really? You’re on a tech website and you post “Googling’s hard”?

Dude, this is awesome. This could have sparked a lot of good PR for the DoE showcasing the fact that they do crazy awesome physics!