part 2:

Yeah, I would love it if that was the standard greeting in my office, and it eventually started being delivered in the most droll way possible.

I think masturbating while going down on a woman is a bad idea. What if the girl doesn’t realize he’s doing it, and after he finishes with her, she says, “that was great! Now me you.” and he says, “Well, we’ll have to wait a while since I masturbated and ejaculated into a tissue.” I think that pretty much all people…

Hey dude. I am a little older than you, and frankly, yeah, getting a second date is like pulling teeth for me too. but you need to bring more to the table than pop culture and what you read on jezebel. Maybe you really are boring. I do agree with you a little. I think it has become impossible for me to even pretend to…

Well, I have never heard a man proudly discuss masturbation. No women either. But when those men do proclaim their fapping, I bet most women are cringing. It is not appealing. And it seems that we agree that yes, female masturbation can be appealing to men. It can be.

So, when you say, “What’s up?” do you really expect people to share a little tidbit about their lives? If so, I would rather you ask, “How’s it going?” If you really expect an answer, I think “What’s up?” is the worst greeting for passing in the hallways.

I speculate that women are less likely to regret not having more sex when they are older. I also speculate that women are more likely to think, “I married the wrong guy.” If the husband was abusive or unfaithful, that is understandable. But if the guy just wasn’t cool enough and was her husband for 50 years, well,…

Yeah, keep doing that. I don’t want Erika thinking about you. She’s mine. I saw her first!

Male masturbation is considered embarrassing, while female masturbation is considered hot by some, puerile by some. It used to be you could buy dildos and vibrators from ads in the back of both men’s and women’s magazines. It might still be possible, I just don’t really read magazines anymore. Male sex toys are…

Well, I guess nobody agrees with me. I really don’t think I have asked “how’s it going” in a while. I just made a mental note not to ask that question unless I really mean it. I have recently made an effort to say people’s names in greetings. “Good morning Erika,” gets a better response than just “good morning.” Erika…

I guess. Did you notice that I was replying to a commenter who said, “men who make sex even a moderate priority....” If he hadn’t written that I doubt I would have made my comment in that way.

I mean that a chronically single women is not looked at adversely. If a man has a crush on a woman, he will not be turned off if she has been single for a while. In fact, that might encourage him.

I guess. At my last birthday, I went to a bar with a few male friends. Another guy I know happened to be there and he said, “Today’s your birthday? Where the females at? Where the females at?” That was really rude. I doubt a group of women have to deal with that. But a group of birthday women probably gets hit on by…

Yeah, it is pretty sad. And it is a sign of how we are raising boys poorly. The guys who die thinking, “I only fucked 25 women, it really could have been 35. Dear God! Why have you forsaken me!” those guys are assholes who were raised poorly.

I guess. I just think “Good morning/afternoon” is better. There is always that occasional asshat who will say, “Excuse me, I asked you how you are doing?” in a faux-friendly-but-I-know-I’m-being-annoying kind of way.

Yeah, that’s a good move. I think your way only works if you are fairly high up in the company. If a senior employee greets an intern, the intern’s smiley thumbs up just isn’t good enough. I think people in general should stop asking “how’s it going?” unless it is a legit inquiry.

Hallway Greetings:

“Does anybody really lie on his death bed wishing he’d stuck is dick in more women? I doubt it.”

I don’t know why you said that. Yeah, I masturbate.

I suppose that I am literally an incel man, but I do not consider myself to be a member of their club. In the same sense that there are probably millions of women who are “WGTOW,” (women going their own way) but do not identify with that because they have no “philosophy” regarding it, they just decided to stop…