I say these women should troll the shit out of them. When he calls, pretend to know him and start screaming about how he didn’t take the garbage out, hang up. When he calls back, say “myyyy preeeccciioousssss” in Gollum’s voice. If he tries to have phone sex, tell him it’d be so hot if you could curb-stomp his face.

This is like “he was running from the cops wearing a pair of BOGO shoes from Payless.” Kinda basic and such a weird thing to say.

When I was a kid I saw him open for the Rolling Stones. What a great show.

This is a good and fair opinion.

The idea that he would do anything for Tiffany is suspicious and unbelievable. We have to assume Ivanka is the One Direction fan here.

That’s not what’s being said. Barring physical deformities or severe mental issues, even conventionally unattractive women can find companionship if they’re willing to lower their standards and compromise enough. The same isn’t true for men. In dating, women have inherent worth while men are 100% disposable. Ask…

It’s not a matter of not being bothered by it. Actors have to break into the business, and if you’re not white, there’s a good chance that LITERALLY the only opportunities available to you are demeaning. And then once you have some power and name recognition, it’s possible to speak out and try to change things. But…

It’s kind of a vicious cycle. I drink on my own because it’s cheaper and also safer. But sometimes I decline invitations from friends because I’m so hung over from drinking on my own and don’t want to drink again, or feel too crappy to go out at all. (One thing I rarely do is get very drunk two days in a row). But…

This! Honestly, it’s not that fucking hard to drink a bottle of wine in one night! So many variables! How long is a night? 2, 4, 5 hours? Are you legitimately enjoying what you’re drinking and just want more of it? Do you do this every night of your life, 365 days a year? Is the wine heavy bodied or light bodied? Too…

GET GLENN CLOSE.

My foray into the comment section of this juvenile, ignorant, myopic, hype-defensive, whiney-ass feminism-cesspool has come to a close. I didn’t save my registration code thingy. I’m logging out and won’t be able to login again. I just want to say best of luck to you. I’ve enjoyed getting to know you and will be…

This article hit home hard for me...like a gosh darn sledgehammer to my head.

Look I’m just gonna say it - as a cis man whose never gotten the chance to “fuck till dawn” (and is now likely too old anyway) this piece seems like a bit of a humble brag.

I don’t know how many trans-women will actually relate to this article. Many would cut their lifespan in half just to actually look female. Many can’t date and have no hope of ever dating. There is such a thing as being too ugly to be loved.

You said it perfectly. I’m a transgender man, and a survivor of a very abusive relationship. For the longest time, I depended on the love of cruel people for self-worth and value. After many years, I have learned exactly what your friend said: I have a son on my hands and it’s me and I’ve got to take care of me. 

This kind of hit home on different levels.

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Brb, gotta call my broker to invest in hyphens.

This makes total sense. I, for one, welcome our new couple overlords.

I don’t think Anglophilia among white Americans manifests itself in imitating English accents. It’s more about an intense desire to live in a twee place where men can wear cardigans and scarves and not get beaten up and called “fag.”