Megyn Kelly Palette - 9/25/17-11/1/17

I was referring to the ancient days where you got a phone at a subsidized price in exchange for being in a multi-year contract with the carrier. You didn’t pay on an installment plan, you just paid less up front because the carrier wanted you to be tied to the plan. But the subsidy recovery was baked into the cost of…

The only thing I know about the Kardashians is from Dirtbags, but Kourtney’s Michael Jackson costume is on point, and I also remember her posing for something in a tux or suit or something when the rest of the family chose ballgowns. Color me intrigued. Based off this scanty information, I find her more interesting…

I mean the dogs were inconsistent throughout. The kids were able to survive an attack by what... 3 of them? By hiding in a beat up old buss with some metal scrap attached to it. Meanwhile the same creatures overwhelm an entire armed security detail of trained soldiers like they were wet paper bags.

Max and Billy came across as a false plot flag this season. They’re introduced kind of mysteriously, and some of the lines we first hear between them in the car while they’re driving home are pretty cryptic. It gets you thinking, “Are one or both of them Numbers like Eleven?”

The role of Hawkins Lab felt *more* real to me this season. Season 1 it was a cliche’d malignant “Science gone wrong” plot device. This season you had much more real characters equally as confused and unprepared as the rest of the people in Hawkins. I loved that. My only gripe is the whole two dimensional thinking.…

I love Bob.
I just love Bob.
I want to grab him by the cheeks and make cooing noises at him.

A 10 cent Lipton’s teabag can’t show everyone that you can afford to flush 1,000 dollars down the toilet.

A friend of my was given a Keurig all she ever used it for was heating water for tea ... Never bought a single pod of anything.

But does it have AI an App or is it connected to the internet ?

I’m sure you didn’t destroy him. Hopefully, he’ll learn from this and not miss a deadline again.

I have a reason to celebrate! After 5 years of waiting for The Asshole to fix the divorce papers he wanted me to sign, I went ahead and filed for divorce myself, back in June. This week, the judge signed the decree after The Asshole didn’t respond to the notice he was sent.

I feel the same way about It Follows.

I still don’t get the love for VVitch. There was no tension. There was no payoff. It was just...nothing.

If I was built like that, that’s how I’d be dressed every day to be honest.

Do you really think the intended effect is to get them to stop making these costumes?

Sexy Trump was so 2015