So Mr. ZombieNurse and I are kinda kinky and I have, on more than one occasion, made him jerk off into my morning coffee and, yeah, it does make it more "flavoursome" . . . It's not bad actually.

It's more important that they're wild sodomites. You don't want Ebola semen from farm-raised sodomites, that's just some bullshit.

Those sodomites better be free range. I'm a conscientious consumer.

I support this idea, as long as Mark is the one doing the taste-testing. I say this purely because a) it sounds like his journalistic beat, and b) he seriously owes us for exposing our minds to everything else on his journalistic beat.

Here, a strikingly similar flag — from 1927. The Bolshevik party in 1994 also adapted a similar flag replacing the swastika with the hammer/sickle and they are polar opposite to the nazi party (anti-fascist, etc).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_o…

Here's the propaganda posters for WW2 Russia which laid the…

Hate to shit on everyone's hate parade, but this actually looks much closer to Soviet Era propaganda with a few cliché "dictatorship" tropes thrown in that you'd see in Hunger Games, and virtually every other fictional dictatorship movie.

Also, could you guys lay off with the whole "BUT DRAKE IS JEWISH HE SHOULD BE…

"Yea. That was a setup for a punchline on duct tape."

I'm a little late on this but could someone, preferably male inform me about when "doctors give you the little cup", it's for semen and not urine? I've had to give urine before at doctors, but the semen stuff is pretty new to me. I'm female. Thanks,

I love this pastor! Most people are ashamed of their weirder sexual fantasies, but James David Manning is just putting it alllll out there.

I posted this on another article about this story, but...

Is he right? Will they put out a video like McDonalds did with the McRib?

Also, major points to whichever writer or editor at Pink News chose their lead image, because that's fantastic.

OH MY GOD I like The Rock even more now. That 90s fanny pack!!

"I'm about to eat oatmeal… Raisin… Granola…."

All about that Bass.... No Tribble?

I don't even know why, but I love The Rock. Maybe it's because WWE commercials played every 15 minutes during cartoons when I was kid. He just seems like a nice dude.

Pope Drake.

Is that a word we're using now? :(