Oh god my mouth is permanently curled up from all the cringing.

It does get better! The first few times I tried watching it I would sit through 10 minutes of the first ep and give up. It does take a while for the characters to find their footing but once they do it's amazing.

This whole thing is a joke to me lol, I'm definitely not an authority. I applaud your research though, I hope you're in a higher learning program of some sort. We need people like you teaching our children. This historic moment of Bee vs. Bey cannot be forgotten.

I already credited my ears, WHAT MORE DO YOU WISH FROM ME, JEZEBEL_READER93?? A formatted bibliography with all my friends' phone numbers? An elaborate list of tweets that I read in my own voice? LET ME KNOW AND I SHALL DELIVERT.

No source besides my own ears, because I couldn't find anything in JSTOR.

As far as I know, it's always pronounced "bay," whether it's used in "Beyhive" or "Her Royal Majesty Queen Mother Bey" or "Old Bey Seasoning".

Happened for me too!

Give Eddie Redmayne's fine ass ALL THE AWARDS.

Last time I took the bus, I had a similar experience-I had to show my ticket/prove I was taking the bus within a reasonable amount of hours in order to get in. The guy wouldn't even let me past the vestibule without it.

FYI- They do have some pretty nice unlined lace demi-cup bras, for those of you who don't enjoy feeling like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man is fondling you all day.

Shipping it already #teamMaylor

Fuck this man. Fuck this. That's the only thought I can muster right now.

Ugh Lana's Dark Paradise always hits me right in the feels.

Recent additions to my "I Just Want to Be Sad, Goddammit" playlist:

Same. I like it in theory, but it doesn't really help me that much. I'm giving it a bit more time though.

I really want to thank you in person for sharing that "tuna sandwich on a bagel" video.

Yes.

Will they also be rehabbing New York's wig?

Haha your username is amazing.

To say that the Rihport is the some of the best journalism of our decade would be a gross understatement.