I say we start a petition to have someone meticulously edit a beard onto him in every frame.

Couple of extra pieces of advice:

If you live in a newer place, this is less of a problem in NYC but I grew up in a old ass house and they were CONSTANTLY coming through the pipes. I spent my childhood as a nervous wreck.

The more common ones are a cream that you apply to your skin, and it's not "bleach" as in the stuff under your bathroom sink but they are lightening chemicals.

I am at work blushing uncontrollably.

So because you are 15, I'm going to try to let you down gently here.

I had this same problem when I graduated with a double degree in Anthropology and Rhetoric (hoho). The first question EVERYONE asked me as soon as I told them this when I graduated was "what do you want to do with that?" and I honestly didn't know. But I wasn't ready (and don't have the grades for) graduate school, so…