I’m a singe working mom, driving the same car that I have had for years, praying every day that it starts, because I can’t fix it if it breaks and I cannot afford a car payment.

Seriously, fuck this douchebag.

Just set up the Lebensborn program again so we can get the right kind of babies. He’d be less obvious.

My retirement plan is hopefully a quick heart attack in my late 60's. Barring that....a nice sedative, a note and a gun. Yes, I have two kids. No, I will not burden them with the futile task of spending half a million dollars to take care of me for 15-20 years.

I probably won’t be able to afford the sedative, but I…

If people took voting as seriously as they do making sure they did the Burning Man census....

Maybe it’s OCD and I hate dirt and sweat and bad smells. Maybe it’s the lupus that makes me hate the sun. Maybe it’s the Sjogren’s syndrome that robs my mouth and eyes of moisture even on a good day.

Maybe it’s the fact that I loathe pretentious millennials who don’t shower anywhere, terrible music, and douchebags …

The best reason to watch this season is not sex. It’s the Queen Mother’s reaction to a Billy Graham revival...”What? What is this? Why...why are they all CRYING? They survived the Blitz, nobody CRIED.”

No shame in closed captioning. I do it for all shows...I read better than I listen!

I knew Philip had a pretty messed up family life, I knew his mother was profoundly mentally ill, and I knew about the sister that died in the crash...the details are awful. The show doesn’t convey that there was another child...a toddler named Johanna. She stayed behind, and was orphaned. Her uncle and aunt (the…

“ I buy the washcloths in bulk and mark one corner with a Sharpie so I can tell them apart from the cleaning rags in the laundry.”

Same, dude, same!! I thought I was a weirdo because I don’t throw things away, but didn’t want to accidentally wipe my face with something I used to clean a roasting pan and it still smells…

They really were a bit pop-eyed, poor things...

Also...don’t forget the story of Alix’s very gay brother Ernst and his wife, Princess Ducky (yet another grandchild of V&A).

“I don’t believe in science”, he says, as natural selection patiently waits for its inevitable raison d’être.

Hmm. No, not really? There’s a definite cliffhanger at the end with Alia Shawkat’s character.

Or Rabbi Raquel. I love her.

Just anything at all to make Allie disappear. Literally, anything. She’s about as useful as a bag of hair.

Jesus Mary Joseph and the camel...what the hell is that “shirt”???

TESTIFY.

There’s four more sealed indictments on PACER.

It happened to me once, about 20 years ago. I have faced many things (including standing outside in an F5 tornado), but NOTHING even comes close to the terror I felt during the sleep paralysis.

Whoa. They REALLY don’t like Meghan.

Season 2 lost me as well. LOVED the first part of the first season, then got really tired of everyone being in prison. Or in custody, usually because someone did something stupid. Or get raped/near raped. Sometimes getting raped/near raped AND being in prison/in custody at the same time. I think the singing with the…