SAME!

The last time I had the actual flu (no shot, I was a nurse, I should have known better), it was 2003 and I was 32. My fever went up to 105 and I ended up with pneumonia in both lungs. If not for IV fluids and antibiotics, and oxygen, the doctor roundly chastised me, I would have been dead within 2-3 days (I was…

AND there’s even a sassy black gay!

She doesn’t even look...real. Her eyes...kind of like a Barbie doll? They look painted on?

YES. THIS.

Okay, fine, I’ll ask, since it’s not going away. I’m old, I don’t watch this crap, and I don’t know these things...

Who in the hell is Blac Chyna?

What exactly does she DO, besides get pregnant and cross her eyes a lot?

I am confused.

I worked in emergency healthcare for several years in a rural community that has a high percentage of residents that are white and well below the poverty line.

Mostly what I would see was this...overwhelmingly, and sadly, people that lost custody of their kids wanted them back and fought for it simply because they…

It is known.

What...what in the everloving fuck did I just watch...?

“Direwolf.”
“Three Eyed Raven.”
“INCEST!!”

Deletes Twitter...starts posting on Instagram....? Am I missing something in this message?

My nursing and EMS textbooks from the 90's had this stuff verbatim. It’s not even original.

I GET what they are trying to accomplish with this. I did hospice for a year in a rural community that was 90% Native American*. I also ended up doing a year in an inner city hospital in OB with at least half of the patients…

I am a former paramedic who worked in rural Oklahoma. I also love animals and strongly advocate against killing all snakes on sight. 90% of them are completely harmless and keep rodents under control. People who actually LIVE here understand that and coexist quite nicely...it was always the “city folks” and newly…

What a nice segue into my own weekly existential crisis.

Usually I wait until Sunday evening to really stare into the void, but okay, now is good.

Salt N’ Viper chips. My favorite!

That’s what I was hoping for.

I can’t do IMAX or 3D anymore. Actually, just the regular theater version of “Inception” made me so ill I had to close my eyes for half of the entire movie.

“No need to seize the last word; I’ll assume it was something clever.”

LOVE.

Me too. I don’t tend to do the “bump watch” bullshit, but that waistline on the dress caught my eye immediately.

When people get to this point, it’s no longer a “bad choice”, it has nothing to do with “willpower” and they literally cannot “just quit”. He didn’t die of heart failure, he died of shame. There’s a difference.