It sounds like you’re not watching The Crown which explores these questions pretty thoroughly.

You forgot a jubilee hat from the last episode.

My fluffy, mindless brain entertainment is following the various affairs of the royal families of Europe. Mostly who is boffing who, which tiaras or jewels got warn, histories of the families and how they are connected, etc—the nonsense stuff.

Meghan and Harry have been the red herrings for the past several months to pull attention away from Andrew. I think Harry finally said “This ends now. We’re going to America for 6 weeks and when we get back Uncle Andrew can own his own crap”

The rich and powerful are literally programmed differently than you or I. This programming crosses national borders:

Watch the British tabloids make this Meghan’s fault.

it would be so much worse if it wagged 

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

New Zealand really likes ranking its penguins.

I talk to myself and sometimes re-argue past arguments with people who a) are not there to defend themselves and b) I haven’t spoken to in years. Pantsless of course, because fuck pants.

I just realized the mom is Claire Fisher.

I like M. Night Shyamalan.  Even if some movies are misses, I appreciate that he tries to be creative when so many movies out there are formulaic.

I once had drunk sex in a room filled with those creepy Victorian dolls and no I don’t want to talk about it with anyone but my therapist.

She’s always struck me as self-important and pretentious, honestly.

Eh. Personally, as a Black woman I wish she wouldn’t have used the N word, even with an ‘a’. That bothers me a lot more than a few flowery words that have no real impact. As a non famous Black person, I have to navigate through a world where non Blacks use it because she and other Black celebrities do.

I just can’t with people who say shit like “my personal truth” or “my journey”. Fuck off.

Mellencamp sounds terrible. Men who say they’re children really are awful. Not awful children, just awful men.

Poltergeist clown

Jaws. I wouldn't swim in ponds/lakes until I was 10 because I thought there were sharks in them.

Maybe she was a fucking crone, I can’t speak to that. As an older woman myself, the idea of being pushed down the stairs by a young adult is appalling.