Yeah, I’ll be right there with you, running as fast as I can TOWARDS the nearest target. We can make a game of it...race you!

I’m shocked she’s not on the back side of one of those “folded over” covers.

Anyone who voted for Pussy Grabbers does NOT get to have an opinion about this.

Hugh’s lifeforce was abruptly drained a few years ago, by way of the copious amount of his semen he expended, resulting in like 10 children over a 2 month period with 3 different women.

So, yeah, he looks a little washed out these days....

What is Mr. Bean gonna do without him?! It will not be the same! :-(

I make no apologies for my love of this movie. Emma Thompson alone, sheesh.

I MISS the days when they made really funny/touching/romantic movies that did not involve a single comic book character, spaceship, or horribly bleak dystopian future.

YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN.

I love my two girls endlessly, and I won The Mom Lottery. I even loved having them as teenaged girls. Seriously, I don’t deserve how amazing they’ve turned out to be as young adults.

But I’ve been clear with both of them...I adore babies, but I’m not itching to be a grandma anytime soon, and I suggest they wait until…

45 last October. I was 2 months pregnant with my first kid with I heard on the radio that he had killed himself. I recall a lot of barfing.

Last week, I was talking to my first kid, who is now 22 herself (the age I was when I got pregnant), and graduating from college in 3 months. I told her that actually, life itself…

The original version of “Fastlove” would have suited her perfectly, and agree with another commenter...DIRGES. What happened to “Rolling in the Deep”? Was that just a fluke?  

Love her, love her voice, love that she restarted...but this particular celebrity death is sad enough without yet another Adele dirge (he’s…

Agreed and disagreed...? You know, when you look at the fact that Russia just voted to decriminalize domestic violence, you cannot get away from the fact that both Ivana and Melania, both from former Soviet bloc countries at the height of the Cold War, are women that were raised and thoroughly steeped in a very…

“AND THE MUNCHKINS WILL PAY FOR IT. “

(Now just need a picture of a Tweet from the head of The Lollipop Guild saying they aren’t paying for a fucken wall.)

Everything I have ever heard about her is beyond kind. And her character was/still is terrifying to kids.

Kind of like how Alison Arngrim (a/k/a Nellie Olsen) turned out to be this fantastic person. You grew up in the 70's, you HATED Nellie.

It’s Industrial Age American Inner City Girl - 1900. Now with more rickets.

(Also, the most depressing set of companion books in the entire collection.)

Whole reason I scrolled down here, because surely I am not the only person who saw that and said “what the fuck”.

I do agree that if you’re touchy about certain issues, don’t go to a stand up routine. That’s why they do what they do...they’re telling the unvarnished truth, they just try and make it funny to get the point home.

Get up and leave if you don’t find it funny, but if you engage the person onstage...you will probably…

I was Team Nancy until I saw what a raging hag she was when she realized she “just” got a silver medal. The cameras were on her, and she didn’t know.

A silver medal. In the fucking Olympics. And she was acting like it was a wad of used foil.

The when she came home and her mic was hot, and she was whining about being…

Ha! I’ve been calling her Gaslight Barbie and Leni Riefenstahl!

OF COURSE Beyonce will perform at the Grammys, even though she’s pregnant with twins.

Pretty sure that’s a funeral wreath.

And a curtain on her head.

He really did have a spark. And he had a real talent for engaging with constituents.

50 years ago, pre-Internet and cell phones and back in the days when the press kept this shit on the DL, he wasn’t too far off from Kennedyness.