Well apathy and arrogance isn't a stretch for her, but I do like that character.

No dissent from this corner avatar.

Whoa, Gwynnie is ridiculous, but she has had several major starring roles since the 90s. Country Strong, Sylvia, & Royal Tenenbaums, anyone? She's also been on Glee. Her career is going fine, as far as I can tell.

Oh for the love... IT'S READING FUCKING RAINBOW. It's the closest thing to perfect educational TV programming that has existed, exists now, or ever will exist.

Oh man! I was hoping you'd end your final sentence with, "but you don't have to take MY word for it!" (dun dun dun!)

Meeting LeVar Burton and finding out just how awesome a guy he is was one of the coolest moments in my life. Guy genuinely gives a crap about other people, especially kids.

Yes! I consider myself to be a woman who has it all. The "all" just doesn't include kids. Never wanted them, never needed them.

You're right. And while I haven't seen her in a movie in years, I find her quotes very entertaining.

Besides, I think she means "envy" not "jealousy". I don't think she's after my husband or anything.

I've been revisiting the old UCB Comedy Central series and it holds up. She has always been such a joy to watch.

I am furious right there with you girl. And here is why. I don't want to be afraid of men. I don't want to think that anytime I walk past a man and I am alone I need to be on the defensive. I don't want to cringe when I am out for a jog and a car pulls up on the side of the road to park and all I can think about…

Yassssssssssssss. I was just listening to his Nerdist interview yesterday and he seems like such a cool, smart guy with a good sense of humor that was genuinely invested in early childhood education. So awesome. I really wish I could spare $400, but that coffee mug will most definitely be mine.

Remember this anti-drug commercial, with the girl who turns into a lifeless pancake after smoking pot?

I mean, if I were her, I'd just cash my checks from the apparel line and chillax by the pool for the rest of my days.

Awww! More!
Need. More. Cute. Stories.
They help make me feel better after all the bad ones.

Umm...I want something straight to happen between me and that tall drink of water Spaulding is talking to.

Yeah, as an English teacher, I almost chose to go that route with the snark. But I knew what he meant, so I chose to respond to his point: straight people are not under systemic oppression. Sorry, Newtykins.

Oh my God, I love this man.

Welp. Now I need to head to NYC to get my picture taken with this. Yes, I am one of those people.

I like that's she's secretive about it. I've wanted a tattoo of something very personal to me, but I don't want the follow up discussion about it, because it's not your business. I also just like having things that are just for me. Oh Dolly, I love you a little more right now.