I go back and forth on what I'll do. Honestly, in the end, I have a feeling it'll be a lot of different combinations spread across a lot of forms of documentation. It's just.. strange and I don't think any one combination will ever work for everyone.

While I don't think I mentioned it to anyone, I actually found that when my older sister changed her name, I began to feel much stronger about keeping my own. I didn't expect it at all but when she changed her name I felt...betrayed? That sounds a bit dramatic but mostly, I felt more of a responsibility to keep…

We were cheering along at home when this was on.

Thats my reason for eating there: friends ask what I ate and I feel impressively healthy saying "just salad" when in reality is was the buffalo chicken wrap and the chocolate banana split "smoothie"

We kindly refer to it as the Clitar Hero around the office!

You truly could expand this to a whole blog post. It's suuuuch a cop out and really needs to be addressed. It's time we stop acting like we're all just at the mercy of programs that we wrote in the first place.

Her part is small and somewhat dwarfed by Chris O'Dowd's brilliant delivery of Lenny but damn if she didn't do that role incredibly well.

I thiiiiink this was meant to (but sue to character limits) be a "thanks for tweeting at us to let us know we have an absolute nightmare writer working here" kinda thing.

YES. I just remarked (to myself, but STILL) that they look like fake emoji sunglasses.

Some serious Crank 2 shit going on here. Oh, no one saw it but me? Nevermind...

Baggier= better for me. But outlet, you say? I need to check this.

I have no inner alarm for germs. Like none. If I should have a child, that kid will need to fend for itself on the germ front.

to dry the liquid stitches? That seemed unorthodox to me too. but...?

The time the medical resident asked me out while blowing on my foot to whitney houston's "I Will Always Love You"

i know. i've washed them 4 times now and they're so much better than my old navy pants. The $200 sweatshirt is the perfect intersection of "my style" and "not my budget". I will have to keep stealing them from friends when I stay over their place for now.

Olsen twin sized= and thats counting both of them together too, right?

hmm Talbots, haven't checked them out. Will do. I love these Eileen Fisher ones but could only justify the cost if I have a million Lord and Taylor (code name Old and Taylor) coupons.

oh i missed this! thanks!

"maybe a turban" ...let's be friends?

I may have sounded too brash in that. I totally think someone (anyone) can rock a big old wreath of a necklace but there is something so casual or natural about an older woman wearing bold jewelry. Theres an elderly woman in my building who PILES on the pieces. She looks amazing and if I put on the some pieces- I…