A good sugar cookie is only ruined by even the best real butter cream frosting. I applaud the bold “no frosting” rule.

Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

Cool, this personal essay is like when I was rushing to finish papers in college and just used long words and reduplicated what I already so that I could make minimum page count

What is your cat wearing this spring, now that the weather is warming up? Did your cat just discover a new signature cocktail that your cat is obsessed with, with details about how to get the main liquor ingredient? Does your cat have any particular eyeliner recs, and could your cat give us seven different reasons…

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

“authorities called a “boyfriend [and] girlfriend type of dispute.”

I should have a say in whether he gets a vasectomy by that flawless logic.

Whatever happens, I’m proud of Stacey. I cast my vote for her with pride. We were bombarded with letters and mailers, which pissed me off. My mother got a “voting record” letter that seemed designed to encourage her not to vote. We both voted early. 

There’s one group of people who live in a state of delusion and fantasy. They gathered together to construct, if not a world, an entire country based on their delusion. These people count on their brethren to perpetuate and uphold the delusion even if it means fabricating it, deleting the truth and completely re-framin…

for those who can’t watch the video but want to know the story (@LslyChng)

I find this review deeply depressing on many different levels. And the reviewers entries from last season were pretty decent.  The slow decay of The AV Club is the perfect result of a corporation consuming content and completely fucking ruining it. 

I’ve got one marked “impulse failure” to try and shame myself into going out for a quick chili dog or burger at the 7-Eleven and Jack in the Box (respectively) near my apartment rather than buying proper groceries, cooking, being an adult, all that.

As a completely defeated and broken Gen-Xer, one of my only bright spots in life is seeing today’s youth doing their thing. They will save us all. 

Michelle Wolf didn’t actually make fun of Sanders’ looks, though. The actual quote: “she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” How is saying someone has “perfect” makeup insulting her looks?

Agreed. Jezebel has done a great job of burying their heads in the sand regarding the catalyst for all of this. 

If they had such high standards why did they hire him in the first place? These tweets came to light over 5 years ago when he was hired and he apologized then.

What we really want is dramatic sex then to be left alone.

I think indoor plumbing might be the dark horse to bet on. I’d take it over birth control or dramatic sex, tbh.

God, the headlines about this terrorist are driving me nuts. This one in particular:

Poor kid. All economically anxious about his... paper route? Allowance?