2. How in the world do you pass off a secondhand dildo like this? Obviously to Kid Rock, of all people he knows about sloppy seconds.

You are taking some serious flack for the way you started this post, and I think that it is deserved.

The "old farts" are people like us who have simply been drooling and saving longer. When someone can finally afford one of these, we should be thrilled that they buy them, because they protect them. This is so that we…

Fuck them and their nostalgia for the years when this not-at-all groundbreaking car.

Issues with the film aside, the little shit had skills.

Batman, he is the best at everything and can drive/fly/ride vehicles at insane speeds.

Mr. Bean

Speed Racer

Fiat Jolly, not because you can't, but those wicker seats would leave all kinds of unsightly impressions on your naked ass...

I wish I had photoshop at work so I could go to town on this picture...

Damn you and your being rightedness!

It arrived 25 years ago. E30 has already claimed it.

5 second design off the top of my head....Jalopnik 7-spd manual shift knob.

Almost pulled an Orlove there...

Isle of Man TT circuit is definitely worth a mention, not only because it's beautiful, but because it takes the biggest balls in the world to put down a fast time there. Closer to the Edge is all the evidence you'll need to be convinced of this.

Now go and fit them with EU style bumpers.

The grand prize is two feet of bumpers.

The best one by a mile.