RRFPR because too cheap to buy a piggyback or stand alone engine management system...

Actually the physical key will have to remain in order to unlock cars which have a dead battery. I find it funny that most people driving new keyless vehicles don't know that there is actually a physical key hidden inside of the fob. On more than one occasion I've asked people "what would you do if your battery dies…

Yeah, also notice the cloud of rust dust. The chassis of that car was clearly suffering from some pretty bad cancer. Overall it was a bullshit test.

#unintendedacceleration

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For some reason this felt appropriate...

To put it into perspective, here is a population density map of Canada. The majority of our population is situated within 100km of the US boarder. The rest of the country is where we go for vacation, at which point the cell phones get turned off ... or there's no coverage lol.

Does the hennessey venom gt count?

My bad, the description is actually technically correct. When I read "enlarge your cylinders" my default thought was boring out the cylinders in an engine block which would require enlarged pistons. Adding stroke increases the length of the cylinder (even though the physical dimensions of the block haven't changed)…

4.) Rear-ending a Probe

What it means: An aftermarket kit that can enlarge your cylinders.

What a skeezy looking broad. She deserved to get clotheslined by that fuel hose.

Nascar is starting to suffer from what I'd call "reality TV syndrome". A lot of people seem to tune in just to watch wrecks and scraps.

I heard that next week Jimmie Johnson has an affair with Kyle Busch's wife and that Kasey Kahne gets pulled into a mafia gambling ring fixing race results.... should be a good race.

Happiest car ever made?... I'll just link to what I wrote for the most fun cars with tiny engines because I think the original Fiat 500 is the happiest of the most fun cars with tiny engines...

I'd say without a doubt the original Fiat 500 is the most fun car with a tiny engine that I've had the chance to experience firsthand. When I was visiting relatives in Italy back in the fall of 2011 the son of my mother’s uncle’s neighbour (this story sounds stereotypically Italian already) had a Fiat 500 which he had…

Tell me about it... this is my car, which if I want to hear I can go outside and start up anytime, but every time I pull up this video clip I end up re-watching it about a dozen times with the volume cranked way up lol

Speaking of the wail of BMW straight 6 engines... how about a cammed E30 with long tube headers and custom 2.5" exhaust :)

Cold Desert off of Only By the Night is also one of the better, less heard KoL tracks. It's rock and roll as shit because apparently Caleb recorded it drunk, so drunk in fact that even once the song was finished he just kept singing. That's why the song fades out and then fades back in for an extra minute or so.…

Anyone down for a Jalopnik Forza Horizon sesh?

Poor hood fitment right here...