Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

you made me check espn, you dick.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

“Johnson ... stands eighth and ninth on the league’s all-time leaderboard in receptions and yards.”

Clock doesn't stop on a make in high school.

That’s EPIC highlight truther-ing

Are you aware of how scholarships work you fucking imbecile?

Is the teaming doing anything that drastically wrong here? They haven’t been told why their teammate has been kicked off the squad and they are supporting him. Really not sure what they are supposed to do.

For the last time, dudes: Stop trying to get women’s numbers at the gym!

Poor Zingis.

May 2012. Twenty-twelve.

You can’t use your hands, you idiot.

McDavid scoring 22 seconds into the contest and then finishing off the Sabres, who tanked all last year to try and get him is the new “Most Buffalo Thing To Ever Happen.”

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

You know Rob’s has at least a couple of shots of rum in it.

What measure of passing did you use? In 2012 he was 7th in QBR in regular season and first in the post-season. The most elite of all quarterbacks (Joe Flacco) was just behind him.

a parade of self-important fuckfaces using their 30 seconds at the podium to holler out freshman-year political takes

Plush 1

Holy shit Draymond got away with some horrendous illegal screens on the last two 3 pointers by Steph